It sure sounded like something broke when Steve O and Tom Green started jumping around on their rap producer's $500,000 Lamborghini after a long night of clubbing in Hollywood ...
... but if you can afford that car, you sure as hell better be able to afford the repairs.
Have you ever watched "Dancing with the Stars" and thought to yourself, "Man, this show needs a guy who will staple his testicles to his thigh"? Well your wish just might come true.
TMZ has learned Steve-O (who has been sober for nine months) has verbally agreed to appear on the show next season -- and has even auditioned.
Nothing is set in stone yet -- "DWTS" usually unofficially books several stars and then makes the cut down right before they make the official announcement.
A rep for "DWTS" told us, "We never comment on casting rumors, true or false."
Now that he's six months clean and sober, former "Jackass" Steve-O is no longer pissing on red carpets -- he's changing bed pans for the elderly. Noble progress! Since his arrest and 5150 hold, Steve-O got his act together at a sober living house and has been volunteering at a nursing home. We're told Steve-O is "making old people happy."
He's gone ballistic on his neighbor, enshrined his junk in cement, and discovered every stupid way to hurt himself on "Jackass" -- but even Steve-O's standards stop him from jumping onto the oft-derailed "Celebrity Rehab" train.
In news more surprising than that time he dipped his junk into concrete, Steve-O showed up to court today and told us he hasn't touched a drug in four months.
The "Jackass" star, real name Stephen Glover, was in court to update his progress after his cocaine bust -- and even though a "suffering" Steve-O talked about living in a looney bin, it didn't stop his lawyer from cracking a few A-Rod jokes.
TMZ has learned that professional jackass Steve-O has fessed up to felony coke charges -- he just changed his plea to guilty in an L.A. court.
His lawyer Barry Sands tells us that O-town decided to change his plea after making a deal with the judge: If he enrolls in a narcotics program and stands "on good behavior" -- that's probably complicated when you're talking about Steve-O -- the case will get tossed.
Steve-O's got 48 hours from today to enroll in the program -- clock's tickin'.
Steve-O is actually starting to make sense -- and all it took was a 5150 hold and 44 days of sobriety.
Outside court today, the "Jackass" went all McGruff on us, warning about drugs and saying he didn't want to be known as "an alcoholic, drug-addict that hurts himself for a living." That noise you just heard? His balls giving a sigh of relief.
When Steve-O wasn't eating pavement in Hollywood yesterday -- the "Jackass" told TMZ he'll be pleading not guilty to felony drug possession charges in court later today.
Check back to see if Steve-O does better in front of the judge than he did at landing a 360 shove-it -- we'll be live streaming the whole thing from inside the courtroom starting at 8:30 PST.
After a day and a half behind bars, Steve-O left jail -- and he snuck something out with him.
TMZ shot the Jackass leaving LAPD's Hollywood Division this afternoon after his pokeytime for some alleged vandalism, bragging about stealing his sheets from his cell. That's probably a no-no.
Steve-O also said the reason he was in so long was so his family could stage an intervention. We're guessing it didn't work.
UPDATE: Apparently since Steve was arrested without a shirt (you're surprised?), the jail let him take the sheets to cover up. If only he'd use them.
Steve-O's nuclear war with his neighbor finally caught up with him. The O man is in the pokey after being popped for alleged vandalism, as TMZ first reported.
On his own website, the "Jackass" star has been proudly documenting the violence.
We've been told a neighbor's the one who made a citizen's arrest this AM after Steve allegedly punched holes in the walls of their building.
Since A.C. Slater's cheerleader loving days at Bayside High are long gone, Mario Lopez has grown up -- and so has his taste in women. Lopez was spotted being friendly (again) with TV's newest cheerleader's mom at EA's launch party for Need for Speed ProStreet. Mrs. Kapowski must be sooo jealous!
All this and more in today's "Saved by the Belle" edition of Star Catcher!
What kind of a jackass would go to high society Robertson Blvd. to threaten the president, smoke weed and get an Amy Winehouse makeover? That no-brainer is a no-brainer -- it's Steve-O!
If the loony list above isn't enough nonsense to watch, Steve-O makes sure there's plenty more to wet anyone's stupidity whistle. "Jackass" for life? No. Jackass for real.
Steve-O is the new, er, face of PETA. The jackass is taking it all off, again, but this time it's for a cause. In the new PETA ad, which will be revealed today during L.A.'s fashion week, Steve-O is getting cheeky. The ad claims he'd rather go naked than wear fur, but in all probability, he'd just rather go naked anyway.
It doesn't take a genius to know that animal cruelty is wrong, and this ad proves it.
Hey! Over here! This collection of camera-thirsty bloodhounds can sniff a photog four red carpets away, and aren't afraid to pimp their dignity for another slice of publicity pie. The narcissism never stops for luscious-lipped Lisa Rinna, former Playmate Carmen Electra, and dumb-as-a-brick Steve-O.
For good measure, throw in a couple of train wrecks, a lady wrestler, and a chicken dancer -- and voila!! -- you have our Attention Whores gallery! Click on in, and give them some attention.
Harvey Levin You're not the only one who thinks T.O. isn't doing that well this season... http://su.pr/5bNNfP
Solange Knowles Dont give up! RT @jadeofjades: Ready for a night out with my friends!!!!!!! Its My birthday month.......LOL! Lets Gooooooooooooooooooooo
Sherri Shepherd RT @MsTeenaMarie: @SherriEShepherd Goodnight Girl! We gon partay 2-morrow!!! NY won't be the same!!!!!!!!!!
Sherri Shepherd "all I want do is please U-please myself by living m'life 2 & all the stupid things I do have absolutely no reflection on how I feel about U
Sherri Shepherd check out the song "The Stupid Things" by Robin Thicke... what a beautiful song...I've listened to it non-stop.