The dude who streaked the Mets game at Citi Field Tuesday night learned nobody wants to see his naked ass again -- he's been banned from the stadium, faces up to a year in jail and may have to pay a butt-load of fines.
According to the New York Times, the man, Craig Coakley, was arraigned yesterday on charges of third-degree criminal trespass and interference with a professional sporting event.
As for why he did it: His boss dared him and offered to pay a week's worth of salary.
The Sunset Strip lived up to its name last night -- when one crazy lady decided to ditch her clothes and go for a late night power walk.
Exercising in nothing but tube socks, the bizarro woman -- who could easily pass for a man were if not for some obvious gross anatomy -- did her workout as a police helicopter kept her in their sights until cruisers (the police variety) showed up ... what happened next, we don't know.
Why can't someone like Brad Pitt try this workout?
