He was leaving a chop house, but last night Ryan Seacrest wasn't talkin' strip steak -- he was talking strippers.
It wasn't all about chicks grinding to Def Leppard at the British strip club Seacrest and Simon Cowell hit up last week -- according to him, they were just there for "research" on mimes.
They must have done some good probing -- Seacrest still admits he blew "too much" on a lapdance.
Here's a fun fact for all football fans headed to Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl -- there are more breasts in that city than at KFC!
We did some extensive nudie bar investigating and found out there are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That's more than the city's hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald's, which also comes in at 43.
America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger! Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo! Ick! Bin ein Berliner!
By popular demand, TMZ brings you not one, but 14 scrumptious hot hunks from the steamiest act in Las Vegas! Yes, it's the blokes from Thunder From Down Under -- in all their pectoral glory in this flesh-filled gallery.
Thanks to Adam Steck, CEO of SPI Entertainment and owner of TFDU, for bringing Aussie brawn to the states -- in sweaty performances seven nights a week at the Excalibur! Cheers!
Want more deliciousness? Get your full skin fix in our "Beach Bods" and "Nip Slips" galleries!
Tyra Banks pantsed her entire audience for one of her shows. Fortunately for viewers, most of the crowd was hot. Funny how that worked out. You can say a lot about Tom Cruise, and we do, but he's definitely no K-Fed when it comes to his kids. See Tom and baby Suri rush past photogs for Italian dinner. Que bella! "24" star Elisha Cuthbert doesn't take kindly to mistakes. Just ask the valets at Hyde, who felt "The Wrath of Cuthbert" after they gave her the wrong keys to her car. Damn girl, chillax.