Lamar Odom will get the necessary training for marrying into the Kardashian klan ... because his bachelor party is being thrown by the original "Girls Gone Wild."
TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair ... with stripper poles and "midgets."
Here's the good news -- Khloe's brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar ... unless he's distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
He was leaving a chop house, but last night Ryan Seacrest wasn't talkin' strip steak -- he was talking strippers.
It wasn't all about chicks grinding to Def Leppard at the British strip club Seacrest and Simon Cowell hit up last week -- according to him, they were just there for "research" on mimes.
They must have done some good probing -- Seacrest still admits he blew "too much" on a lapdance.
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell scouted for undiscovered, highly flexible talent at a London strip club called Stringfellows last night -- and were diligent enough to stay there until 4:45 this morning.
Next season on "American Idol," look for hot chicks who can't sing, but can pick money up off the floor without using their hands.
In their pursuit of "credible" and "informative" news stories, KABC in Los Angeles decided to assign one of their most attractive reporters to do some hard-hitting journalism last night -- at the re-opening of L.A. strip joint, The Body Shop. No, they didn't make their reporter perform.
But the story wasn't just a cheap attempt to attract viewers by showing trashy chicks wearing practically nothing (insert sarcasm here), it was a story about the economic hardships of our times -- anyone with a job is considered lucky.
Thankfully, the "legitimate" news informed us about one all important fact: If you can swing around a pole in a g-string, the place is hiring.
Pamela Anderson is turning a blind eye to her hardcore vegetarian, anti-meat beliefs -- and it's all for her deep appreciation of strip clubs.
Anderson, who's been an obnoxiously loud animal activist and PETA spokesperson, is on board to help celebrate the upcoming opening of a strip club -- which happens to be part of a New York steakhouse.
FYI -- steak comes from slaughtered cows.
But the craziest part of the whole thing -- neither Pam nor PETA refuse to acknowledge the moral dilemma. Here's PETA's statement: "Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we're sure she'll find plenty to eat should she attend."
So what happens if KFC -- with whom Pam waged war against -- opens a strip club and "invites" Pam as a guest? Would she go if they too had a nice salad bar? We're guessing if the price is right...
Here's a fun fact for all football fans headed to Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl -- there are more breasts in that city than at KFC!
We did some extensive nudie bar investigating and found out there are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That's more than the city's hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald's, which also comes in at 43.
Those luscious Sin City bad boys turned up the desert heat again last night! For the 2000th time! Over and over again, everyone's favorite half-dressed men from Chippendales have ripped off their outfits in a rip-roaring show at Rio. Now TMZ has some pix for you to enjoy.
By popular demand, TMZ brings you not one, but 14 scrumptious hot hunks from the steamiest act in Las Vegas! Yes, it's the blokes from Thunder From Down Under -- in all their pectoral glory in this flesh-filled gallery.
Thanks to Adam Steck, CEO of SPI Entertainment and owner of TFDU, for bringing Aussie brawn to the states -- in sweaty performances seven nights a week at the Excalibur! Cheers!
Want more deliciousness? Get your full skin fix in our "Beach Bods" and "Nip Slips" galleries!
Former basketball star and part-time cross dresser Dennis Rodman is putting himself up for auction on eBay.
You can bid on the chance to spend the evening with the man himself in Las Vegas. The evening starts with you and two of your friends having dinner with Rodman and then it's off to Scores, a gentlemans club. You're even allowed to take pictures during what is sure to be a classy night out on the town.
If strippers and the off-chance of being married to Rodman by the next morning aren't your bag, how about a signed Chicago Bulls jersey? You can place it in a frame above your fireplace or don the jersey, dye your hair and put on a skirt and turn some heads at your next pick-up game.
Former basketball star and part-time cross dresser Dennis Rodman is putting himself up for auction on eBay. 
