Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.
Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."
With the buzz around Paris Hilton's upcoming trip to Rwanda, TMZ thought it would be a good idea to ask one of Hollywood's other blondes her opinion about it. Unfortunately, it was an Olly girl.
Not quite Mensa material Holly was perambulating through the Les Deux parking lot, when she was asked about Paris' Rwanda trip, to which Olly answered, "I don't know what that means ... I don't know what yoo-wanda means."