Wearing some sort of Ugg boot hybrid, Daisy Dukes, a Mrs. Roper muumuu crop top and her regulation '70s nana shades, Britney Spears -- and her bodyguards -- went for their daily trip to a Target in L.A. on Wednesday.
Guaranteeing able-bodied Kate Gosselin could safely push her three bags of Target goodies all the way to her car, Target's finest red-shirted, khaki wearing, shaved head, flair wearing, smirking crew of semi-security goons assisted her the entire way.
Somewhere, a little old lady can't get her trunk open.
That "angel pink mesh" thong on Kris Allen's wedding registry -- consider it a surprise from his wifey, because he had no idea it was even on there.
The "American Idol" winner talked about the saucy unmentionables on 104.3 MYfm today -- but the best part... his politically correct, but completely insincere answer about Kara DioGuardi's heinous finale song.
What a difference a few months makes -- now Kris Allen is your "American Idol," but last year he was just a guy from Arkansas asking for a pink thong.
TMZ dug up Kris and his wife Katy's online Targetwedding registry, and hidden among the saucepans and the cutlery sets is a request for one pink thong -- an "angel pink mesh" thong to be exact.
Looks like the plan paid off -- they only requested one, but were given two.
Allen got hitched to his long-time girlfriend in September 2008. Evidence suggests they are happily married.
With none of her eight spawn in sight, Kate Gosselin of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" took time out from moussing her '80s hairdo and hit up a Target in Reading, PA yesterday.
Screw Aaron Cohen and his Israeli task force -- the best bodyguards in Hollywood are the schmos at Target. The Target Special Task Force has run interference for Britney, but they were like Dirty Harry this weekend when Jessica Alba, Cash and little Honor wanted to "Expect More, Pay Less."
TMZ spoke with a Target staffer who had the curious pleasure of walking within a few feet of Britney Spears and her puppy during yesterday's shopping excursion. Our source said that Miss Spears was "really nice" and "very calm." Britney was looking for a camera charger, but to no avail.
We also asked what Target's policy was regarding animals in the store. The employee said, "It all depends on the manager on duty, but usually, animals are only allowed for people with disabilities." Does a terrible weave count?
Britney Spears reached her breaking point with the paparazzi yesterday -- and exploded in anger toward snapping photogs.
TMZ caught Britney going into a Target in Culver City, where a sea of paparazzi followed her into the store and practically blocked her from shopping. Brit can be heard saying she was "so over it" and shouted, "What the f**k do you guys want?!" Brit and her new assistant then snapped at a rent-a-cop who was doing very little to control the situation.
As Spears made her way out of the store, Brit Brit asked if she could "borrow one of your cameras one day," then said, "Bye, y'all!" and drove off. Spears should be in court this morning requesting overnight visits with Sean Preston and Jayden James.
A loyal TMZ reader has informed us that all merchandise related to the dead wrestler has been pulled from the WWE website, you can still find Chris Benoit (or at least his action figure) at your local Target store. Even more unbelievable, we found this little gem on the toy aisle at a Target in Atlanta, which is less than fifty miles from where the murders/suicide took place. Note the toy's now-prophetic title: "Micro Aggression." Eek.
The toy set comes complete with the evil Kane, the Undertaker (insert bad taste joke here), and alleged double murderer Benoit. Steroids not included.
Calls to Target reps have not been returned.
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Two kids and a bulging bump doesn't keep this former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star down. An 8 months pregnant Jennie Garth was spotted Monday afternoon on a shopping expedition with her two daughters Luca Bella and Lola Ray.