Posted Jul 3rd 2007 11:09AM by TMZ Staff
From the makers of "Smell Gibson," we now present you with "Parass Hilton," Jailbird edition. This little slice of erotic heaven comes painted with white and black stripes, though Paris' pokey couture was orange. Still, you get the, er, gist.
Before you get all excited and ready to hop on this offer, the pokey poker is already sold out. Say it ain't so!
You'll just have to settle for the pink colored original, or if you're feeling frisky, buy the assquake version! Guaranteed to stir s**t up!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Tags: butt plugs, ButtPlugs, celebrity butt plugs, CelebrityButtPlugs, dildos, erotic, jailbird, paris hilton, ParisHilton, sex, sex toys, SexToys, toys
Posted Jun 4th 2007 2:46PM by TMZ Staff
Regardless of how well the upcoming "Transformers" movie does -- the real news is Optimash Prime -- and Mr. Potato Head.
The folks over at Hasbro have transformed Mr. Potato Head into the ultimate robot leader. The Optimash Prime action figure, like all of his Potato Head brethren, comes with mix-and-match pieces -- even a sweet Magnum P.I. moustache! Nothing strikes fear into the electronic soul of a Decepticon like a bad moustache!
Now all we need is a Megatater Decepticon for ultimate spud-on-spud warfare.
Filed under: Kids, Celebritoyz
Tags: gadget, hasbro, mr potato head, MrPotatoHead, optimash prime, OptimashPrime, technology, toys, transformers
