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Michael Jackson -- The Urination Explanation

Michael JacksonFinally an explanation as to why Michael Jackson's 1993 accuser could identify the discoloration on the singer's genitals ... Michael liked to pee for an audience.

TMZ has obtained files from the 1993 Santa Barbara molestation investigation. A deputy from the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department noted the young accuser was able to describe -- in explicit detail -- the discoloration on Jackson's genital area ... the result of Vitiligo, a skin discoloration disorder.

TMZ's Harvey Levin spent 3 hours last Sunday with Dr. Arnold Klein, Jackson's best friend and doctor for decades. Dr. Klein insists Jackson did not molest the boy, and says the reason he could describe Jackson's genitals is because Jackson liked to pee in front of other people. Dr. Klein said Jackson thought it was funny.

Klein says there were numerous times when Jackson would pee in the doctor's home -- in a cup!!! -- around groups of people, including children.

Klein says Jackson would also pee in front of other people in his office.

Dr. Klein says the 1993 accuser saw Jackson peeing and that's why he could identify the genital markings.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Michael Jackson, Exclusives


Tags: accuser, genitals, leak, michael jackson, MichaelJackson, molestation, pee, penis, santa barbara, santa barbra, SantaBarbara, SantaBarbra, urine

Famous 'Whizzinator' Makes a Splash at Auction

Famous 'Whizzinator' Makes a Splash at AuctionA sports bar owner in Minnesota just pissed away $750 on one of the most infamous pieces of non-sports related sports memorabilia in recent history -- a "Whizzinator" once owned by a former NFL running back.

For those unfamiliar -- the "Whiz" is a penis-shaped, urine-storing device used for cheating on a drug test. (Click here for a better explanation.)

But the particular "Whizzinator" that was snatched off the auction block Friday night has a history -- it was found on ex-Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith during an airport security search back in 2005.

According to TwinCities.com, the guy who bought the pee-shooter plans on displaying it in the bar for everyone to see.

Filed under: Talk Sports


Tags: auction, minnesota vikings, MinnesotaVikings, onterrio smith, OnterrioSmith, urine, whizzinator

Wolfgang Puck Sued for Crappy Dining Experience

Wolfgang Puck is being sued over a restaurant bathroom -- not because a woman claims it was covered in "urine and feces" -- but because someone allegedly ripped her off the crapper while she was in mid-squat.

Spago

The woman claims she just wanted to take care of some toilet business during a lunch at Puck's most famous Beverly Hills restaurant, Spago back in 2007. But according to the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the bathroom floor was covered in "standing pools of urine and feces" -- and the only usable toilet didn't have a lock on the door.

Here's where it gets messy -- the woman, Majorie Linden, claims she had to use one of her hands to hold the door closed while she took care of business on the throne. But mid-squat, with her hand stuck firmly on the handle, another woman allegedly yanked the door open causing Linden to fall "face-first onto the tile floor."

Marjorie claims the fall broke her back, messed up her knee, and caused serious mental damage -- among other things. Needless to say, she's suing.

But reps for Spago claim the woman is completely full of crap when it comes to the cleanliness of their bathrooms -- "In our 27 years of business we've never had an issue close to this ... that portion of the claim is totally without merit."

Filed under: Food Glorious Food


Tags: beverly hills, BeverlyHills, feces, lawsuit, Majorie Linden, MajorieLinden, spago, urine, wolfgang puck, WolfgangPuck

Will Ferrell -- Piss Drunk

Will FerrallMe Will Ferrell. Me no joke. Me drink pee pee instead of coke.

Yes, Will Ferrell chugged a frothy glass of his own urine recently -- but don't worry, there's a good reason ... kinda.

Dude took a shot of the yellow stuff during a guest appearance of the survival show "Man Vs. Wild."

Ferrell told USmagazine.com, "To be able to participate in an episode of 'Man vs. Wild' was a thrill of a lifetime, even though I did get urine-drunk which is sad."

During the shoot, Will also ate "reindeer eyeballs." PETA's gonna love that one.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Food Glorious Food


Tags: Man v Wild, Man vs. Wild, ManVs.Wild, ManVWild, urine, will ferrell, WillFerrell

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