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Prince's Son -- As Useless as a Second A-Hole

One of Prince Von A-hole's greasy-haired, silk-shirted, techno-blasting adopted sons added a thick dash of Euro-creepy to his daddy's soap box, The Ivy, this weekend.

With his family crest plastered on the side of his car, lil' A-hole rolled up to the joint with his Fabio-lous wingman, and two certified hoochies in the back seat. The A-holes don't do subtlety.

But surprisingly, not even the real A-hole likes his fake spawn -- taking shots at his "kid" later that day.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: aholoes son, AholoesSon, pirnce von ahnhalt, PirnceVonAhnhalt, von ahole, VonAhole

Von Ahole Attacks TMZ, Underwear Models

Opinionated pinhead Ahole Von Ahole returned to his daily pop culture pulpit (also known as the Ivy) -- where he attacked a TMZ TV piece that questioned his presence in America!

The faux prince of nowhere then compared Amy Winehouse to a bathroom attendant before getting rough with a group of underwear models.

All in day's work.

Filed under: Train Wrecks


Tags: ivy, prinz von anhalt, PrinzVonAnhalt, underwear models, UnderwearModels, von ahole, VonAhole

Dr. Von Ahole Is In

That Bavarian buffoon is at it again, this time he's flapping his Teutonic trap about Britney's hospitalization and Kevin Federline, whom he referred to as a "f**king a**hole." How did Prince Von Ahole become an expert on f**king a**holes? We'll have to ask around West Hollywood and find out.


Behold as the Saxon schmuck holds forth on the latest news story he's trying to get his mug into. And pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


Tags: prince von Ahole, prince von anhalt, PrinceVonAhole, PrinceVonAnhalt, von ahole, VonAhole

Life Lessons with Prince Von Ahole

Zsa Zsa's crazazy hubby Prince Von Anhalt had a ton of things to talk about when TMZ spotted him outside his home away from home -- the Ivy. The guy has been there nearly every day this week!


The Prince discussed all things Paris, politics and even added a dibble-dabble of porn to the mix. Listening to him makes Britney seem almost normal! Well, not really.

Filed under: Train Wrecks


Tags: prince von anhalt, PrinceVonAnhalt, von ahole, VonAhole

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