Britney Returns to Her Bottle Blonde Roots

Posted Aug 3rd 2009 10:15AM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears may not be free of her daddy's grasp until at least November, but last night she proved she could get control on one aspect of her life -- she fixed that busted hair do.


We're told it only took her 5 hours in the salon to look this good.

Filed under: Beauty, Britney Spears

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, conservatorship, hair, jamie spears, JamieSpears, weave

Kate Plus ... Another Woman's Baby

Posted Jun 4th 2009 1:44PM by TMZ Staff

Apparently eight is not enough for Kate Gosselin, as she held another woman's baby while waiting to board a ferry in North Carolina ... without her husband.



Fortunately, we're told the baby suffered no permanent damage for staring directly into Kate's chunk-stripe, bi-level reverse mullet weave.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TV, Kids, Hot Mamas, Jon & Kate

Tags: baby, jon and kate plus 8, JonAndKatePlus8, Kate Gosselin, KateGosselin, weave

Oprah to Fans: I Don't Wear a Weave!

Posted Apr 25th 2009 1:00PM by TMZ Staff

Oprah is setting the record straight on her locks -- she's weave free. Apparently this is a hot topic for O worshipers, so she addressed it on her show yesterday by releasing a picture of her natural hair -- before it's straightened.



The picture may explain her non-weave, but where the hell did her eyelashes go?

Filed under: Beauty, Oprah

Tags: hair, oprah, oprah winfrey, OprahWinfrey, video, weave, wig

Lady GaGa Out 'Dos Herself

Posted Apr 15th 2009 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

Looking like the bastard love child of Marge Simpson and a Conehead, Lady GaGa seemed to be camera shy despite wigging out on Tuesday night.



What better way to go incognito than with a three foot polyester beehive weave?!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Lady Gaga

Tags: celebrity, coneheads, fake hair, FakeHair, gossip, hair, hair piece, hair style, hairdo, HairPiece, HairStyle, lady gaga, LadyGaga, marge simpson, MargeSimpson, toupee, weave, wig

Amy Wino: Cleaned Up in Aisle Four

Posted Mar 5th 2009 6:55AM by TMZ Staff

Sporting a freshly dry cleaned Peg Bundy weave, a new coat of face paint, a fitted '80s Cosby sweater mini-dress and unbruised limbs, tropically reassembled trainwreck Amy Winehouse stood upright and purchased some treats at a shop in London on Wednesday.



Amazingly, the 25-year-old hospital junkie appears to have healed her wounds without the aid of a gurney, 5150 hold or a conservatorship.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Amy Winehouse

Tags: Amy Winehouse, AmyWinehouse, better, candy, clean, fixed, weave, wig

The Indestructible Bulletproof Weave

Posted Feb 20th 2009 8:52AM by TMZ Staff

So this chick got shot in the head -- and lived -- because her cheap-ass red wine-colored weave stopped the bullet!

Tags: briana bonds, BrianaBonds, extension, hair extensions, hair weave, HairExtensions, HairWeave, weave, weave stopping bullet, WeaveStoppingBullet

Britney: Is It Any Wonder?

Posted Oct 11th 2007 1:06PM by Celly

The Great Wall of China, the Empire State Building, the Taj Mahal ... three man-made wonders of the world.

And Britney's weave, y'all.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Britney Spears

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, taj mahal, TajMahal, weave

What's Under Britney's Headband -- Revealed!

Posted Aug 3rd 2007 11:03AM by Celly

They still haven't found the recipe for coffee back at Ranchita Popwreck, so Britz and her sloppyguard were fetchin' some frappuccinos at Starbucks in glamorous Sherman Oaks -- STOP THE INTERNETS! -- she took off her Weaveguard© headband! And even her new little dog seems to be traumatized by the reveal! Run, Toto, run!

Photogs snapped the waffleweave horror, a complex construction of braids and what appears to be some type of epoxy. Her messjesty wore a tube top, a bitten-up manicure, some Elvisish sunglasses -- and her other hairy accessory -- a teacup Yorkie named London. Girl oughta just plop that pooch on her haid!

No photographers were injured in the making of this photograph, y'all.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Britney Spears

Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, london, weave, yorkie

Britney Busts Out New Dude?

Posted Jul 5th 2007 1:41PM by Celly

Flash! Britney's got a new guy -- or has she decided to hire a no-neck chauffeur? Who's that guy?

The wrecktabulous pop mom looked nearly demure -- for her -- while catching a ride to a 4th of July activity. Her stubby-armed stubbly friend took the wheel, allowing Brit time to make a few calls and adjust her makeup and "My Little Pony" training weave.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears

Tags: Britney spears, BritneySpears, weave

Britney Flips Out

Posted Jun 18th 2007 11:37AM by Celly

Britney is quite a lady, y'all!

The weave-atrocious pop mom popped into a Beverly Hills nails salon to get a French-tipped manicure to complement her demure hairdo, creating this ghetto/beach been-up-all-night-hey-mistah look! Heyyyyyyyyyyh!

Paparazzi were utterly charmed by Brit's greeting to them! Spears now joins our illustrious gallery of bird flippers! Now if she'd only flip that "hair" in the trash!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears

Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, french tipped, FrenchTipped, manicure, weave

Britney Goes Grunge Glam

Posted May 17th 2007 10:47AM by Celly

Mornin' y'all ... dudes. *sigh*

It's me, Britney of the Moment, and today my moment is Grateful Dead bummer equestrian in Seattle. Are ya lovin' my Loni Anderson hippie weave and matching sunglasses? I done borrowed this shirt from Shaggy and mah hat from Nellie Oleson. Gotta get back to my babies. I think I have two!

I do not feel like all that and a bagga chips. But I am lovin' my Doritos!

Jeepers creepers, y'all.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears

Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, weave, wigs