Amy Wino is the World's Worst Lifeguard

Posted Jun 6th 2009 9:37AM by TMZ Staff

At least the dog has the right idea: When you see Amy Winehouse, run away as fast as you can.

Wino was the only "adult" hanging on the beach with some young friends in St. Lucia.

Where are the parents?!

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Tags: amy winehouse, AmyWinehouse, beach, carribbean, carribean, st. lucia, St.Lucia, wino

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Amy Winehouse Slings Mud

Posted Apr 16th 2009 2:10AM by TMZ Staff

So why does Amy Winehouse look a lot less cracky these days? It's a dirty little secret.

We found out lil' Amy has been hanging at the Rasul massage chamber at the Cotton Bay Village in Saint Lucia -- where they smear mud on her face and body to "exfoliate the skin, draw out impurities and infuse rich nutrients to restore and revive."

So if the mud is designed to remove toxins -- how deep must Amy be buried in mud?? Just askin'...

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Tags: amy winehouse, cotton bay villa, mud massage, saint lucia, spa, substance abuse, SubstanceAbuse, wino

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Amy Winehouse Charged with Assault

Posted Mar 6th 2009 7:22AM by TMZ Staff

If cops are showing up at Amy Winehouse's home ... then it must be Friday!

The ever-troubled singer was charged today for allegedly assaulting a fan during an incident last year. Wino allegedly smacked around a woman who had the audacity to ask Amy for her picture.

She'll be back in court March 17.