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Ralphie May Newsflash -- 'Don't Take Drugs to Guam'

Ralphie May has issued an official warning to prospective Guamanian drug smugglers everywhere: don't bother -- according to the comedian, "taking weed to Guam is like taking a sack lunch to a buffet."

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