Be warned Lindsay Lohan -- your lawyer sucks! That's basically what the judge in her lying-to-cops case said this morning ... right to her attorney Mark Heller's face. Michael Lohan calls in with an fascinating suggestion of who should replace Heller. Plus, Octomom fully tripping in a video shot right before she went to rehab. Octo's joins us to explain -- and turns on the waterworks while dropping shocking allegations against her former manager. And, Kanye West unloads his multi-million dollar bachelor pad in LA -- aka he "got rid of his black leather couch." Confused? Charles will catch you up.