Cam Newton and Colin Kaepernick get busted for assault ... on Katy Perry's music. These guys should definitely stick to football. Plus, Skip Bertman's famously led LSU to College World Series titles -- but now he's also famously kicked the ass of 3 home intruders ... even though he's 75 YEARS OLD!!! Today, we salute Coach Badass. And Kate Upton ... in spaaaaaace -- sort of. We'll explain, but yeah ... she's smoking hot even in zero gravity.