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Trans-Siberian Orchestra -- Best Xmas Song Ever? ... WE HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT YET!!

Balls -- noun -- 14-pound clackers that gives one the courage to say you're about to WRITE THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS SONG OF ALL TIME. See: Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

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