Patrick Schwarzenegger gets the Reese Witherspoon Award of the week -- after getting booted from a Hollywood nightclub, and threatening to fight the DJ. Can you say ENTITLED? Patrick can. Plus, Lindsay Lohan comes clean about drugs and alcohol ... but is anyone buying her version of the truth? Has she just done so much booze and pills that she can't remember the truth? And, major uproar after Miley Cyrus spills the beans about being Maxim's #1 hottest woman -- so we talk to REAL contender ... former WWE stunner Kelly Kelly. Seriously, WOW.