Democratic Lookalikes
Where have we seen these Dems before?
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Tommy Lee Jones: No Money For Old Men
Tommy Lee Jones is suing the makers of "No Country for Old Men" for $10 mil, but not because of that horrible ending.
Jones says he was promised "significant box-office bonuses" and claims he hasn't received any.
In the lawsuit, Tommy says Paramount Pictures paid a reduced upfront fee for him to be apart of the film -- but says the studio needs to shell out a hell of a lot more dough -- now that the film is an Oscar winning hit.
Calls to Paramount have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Solange and Good Riddance!
Looking like the unfortunate result of a gene splicing experiment between an emu, a jellyfish and a Christmas tree, Solange's sense of style terrorized Fashion Rocks last night in NYC.
Perhaps this is from the new "Look at me!" line from the House of Dereon.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
McCarthy: The Balls Are in Your Court
Jenny McCarthy has tortured men's testicles for years.
Here's another example.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
Hillary's Hair Missing -- Beyonce Suspect
So this is why Solange doesn't want to be associated with her.
Filed under: Music, Beyonce Knowles, You Might Want to Rethink
Prince Von A-Hole: Abreast of His Afterlife
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch
Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler. 
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Dupri Shoots Blanks -- Everyone Lives
Jermaine Dupri held a VMA pre-party last night.
No shots were fired.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
She's Not Just Like US
So this is interesting. US WEEKLY is losing subscribers because of it's Sarah Palin cover story, "Babies, Lies and Scandals."
There were reports as many as 10,000 subscribers bailed, but US told Page Six the number was closer to 1,000. Apparently the mag -- and to be fair just about everyone else in the media -- misjudged Palin's impact once she opened her mouth.
We put some polls up yesterday. With 200,000 votes, 51% called Palin the biggest star of the convention. Obama came in second with 45%. McCain got 3% and Biden 1%.
We also asked who you'd most like to have a beer with -- 43% Palin, 28% Obama, 16% McCain and 13% Biden.
US WEEKLY next week -- "Biden: Old Men, Lies and Scandals."
Filed under: Prez Election 2008
He Vants to Be Alone
Maybe he didn't want people to see those unsightly liver spots you get when you turn 50, but whatever the reason, Michael Jackson was the invisible manboy at a family event.
BMI honored the Jackson 5 and Janet Jackson in L.A. but Jacko was nowhere to be found. Jermaine, who is never germane, reportedly was also a no show but no one cared.
Filed under: Music, Michael Jackson
Chippendales Mr. September
Summer is almost over but the desert temperature is still rising. Especially thanks to Chippendales guitarist James Davis. He definitely hit all the right chords.
Filed under: Hot Bodies
Palin to Simon Cowell -- Eat My Dust
Sarah Palin -- hotter than Carrie Underwood. Barack Obama -- bigger than Michael Phelps.
Each convention pulled in more viewers than an "American Idol" finale, the Academy Awards and the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics.
The GOP had 76 million eyeballs (we've rounded it out, accounting for the fact that not everyone has two eyeballs. Total viewership -- 38.9 mil). The Dems snagged 38.4 million viewers on the networks. When you add in PBS, both prez candidates had 42 million viewers watching their acceptance speeches.
It could be a dead heat. Under the new election rules, if there's a tie there will be a steel-cage match. Our money is on Palin.
Filed under: TV, Prez Election 2008
When Did He Turn 45?
Ashton Kutcher -- coaching a high school football game in L.A. 
It's Good to be Michael Phelps
Dateline Las Vegas, Friday, 5:00 PM at the Palms hotel. A chick to polish every medal.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Party All The Time
T.I. Stays Out Of Fools Bidness
T.I. won't have much time to stay out of a fools biz when he heads to jail soon.
So we thought it would be nice to show him what close quarters feels like.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music
