Paris Shuts Up, Gets Lost
Paris was up in the gym, just workin' on her fitness, when a paparazzo asked about buddy Joe Francis -- the "Girls Gone Wild" mogul who was sent to jail last week. Hilton's was unable to comment because her mouth was sucking on a power smoothie, while going down in an elevator.
The car-challenged Ms. Hilton couldn't remember on which level of the gym's parking lot she had parked. Luckily for Paris and her beefy trainer, they were reminded by one of her 24-7 paparazzi hangers-on. At least someone has a head for these things.