Paula Abdul Is Stinking Up the UK

7/5/2007 7:01 PM PDT

Paula Abdul Is Stinking Up the UK

Slurring sensation Paula Abdul has taken her sideshow across the pond to try and earn some extra cash while "American Idol" is on hiatus. Sorry blokes!

The dazed and confused former popstar has been on a media blitz, peddling her wares all over London. Paula for Posh -- even trade?!

Besides starting her own fragrance line (Eau de Crazy?), Paula has been booked on England's "SNL" knockoff, "Friday Night Project," and their answer to "The View" called "Loose Women." You are home, Paula!

Sources tell TMZ that Paula is also trying to land a UK chat show. First she'll need to learn to speak English!