Jamie Foxx partied down and felt up, Lindsay got down with a hottie Italian guy, and Mischa Barton stopped by to have a chat with God after her DUI bust. Paris partied it up in Vegas with baby daddy of the year, Larry Birkhead -- while Lilo fell off the wagon in Italy -- and Britney was loaded into a wagon for a trip to Cedars for psychiatric evaluation. It's 2008, bitches!
It's a new year, but the big stories this week still belonged to last year's train wrecks, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears! The Unholy Triumvirate!