Unwed Pregnant Teen Goat Problem Solved
Kenyan goats are more careful than Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin -- they use condoms!
To control birth rates, Maasai pastoralists in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya place a leather contraption called an olor on a billy goat to block its genitals from mounting the nanny goat.
Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston could learn a thing or two from animal husbandry.