"Giant" Moron Drop Kicks Car -- Car Wins!
Today's Lesson in Darwinism: Cars are better fighters than drunk people.
After the Giants lost to the Eagles this weekend, some drunken dumbass went to the Giants Stadium parking lot and tried to take out his frustration on an SUV that accidentally had been set on fire in a freak tailgating mishap earlier in the day.
But when the dust settled, the burned out car stood victorious.