CBS is broken-hearted, swearing Tiger wasn't the one who farted.
Moonves' minions have finally responded to FartGate '09, telling TMZ Tiger Woods wasn't gassy on 18 at the Buick Open -- and the obvious flatulent sound came from somebody else.
But CBS didn't crack this caper -- refusing to say who cut the cheese.
The mystery lingers...
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