Bush Not the Only Moron in DC
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They weren't supposed to show, but somehow Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finagled their way into the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Oh yeah, and they thought their presence helped make it an "A-list" event.
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Desperate is Spelled S-P-E-I-D-I
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Hold on to your breakfast. The two most shameless twits on planet Earth are at it again.
Spencer Pratt caused seizures on Robertson this weekend -- blasting Heidi Montag's "music" from his car as he waited to pick up his fame-hungry girlfriend from Kitson. We asked Spencer if he actually enjoyed the song ... but if he said anything, it couldn't be heard over the shrieking.
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Spencer's Head Emerges from Heidi's Ass
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It'd be hard to top a gag-inducing afternoon of row-boating and horse-drawn carriage-riding in Central Park, but Spencer and Heidi (no need for the last names, c'mon) managed to do it. And someone, of course, took their picture doing it.
We also spotted them having a casual (by which we mean awkwardly businesslike) rendezvous with "Access Hollywood's" Maria Menounos later in the evening. Because they're all such close pals.
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Heidi Makes Mess In NYC -- Gets Off on Self
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Heidi Montag is so talented, she inspires herself. Which means second place inspirational goes to Brandon Davis.
And after making that brilliant insight outside the Kobe Club, she also said she's starring with Denzel Washington in a movie. We're guessing, it's the same way Natalie Cole starred in a movie with her dad -- aka, green screen.
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Heidi & Spencer: All That ... for Them?!
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Either Heidi & Spencer hired all those photographers at LAX, or the end is nigh.
How else can you describe a pap welcoming committee of Britney proportions for two people who do absolutely nothing?
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John McCain Is Team Heidi!
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Look out Spencer -- John McCain's got his eyes on yo girl!
McCain told Time that he is "honored to have Heidi [Montag]'s support," and that he never misses an episode of "The Hills," especially "since the new season started."
Ok, now that is the guy we don't want answering the phone at 3:00 AM.
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McCain Goes Down the Drain
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He's older than the hills, now "The Hills" are doing even more damage to John McCain.
Resident "Hills" dolt Heidi Montag tells Us she is entering the political arena, even though she doesn't really know what an arena is ... and she's endorsing John McCain.
Somewhere, Obama and Hil are grinning.
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Barf the Bunny
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Speidi relished in the press opportunity holiday spirit and went on a quaint little Easter egg hunt in L.A. Saturday.
Tick tock, kids. Don't put all your eggs in the "Hills" basket. You've got about 10 minutes left.
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Heidi's Got the Hills to Pay the Bills
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Although Heidi Montag just graced the cover of a major magazine to say she was "betrayed" by Spencer -- Montag and Mayor McCheese were together at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas last night stinking up the dance floor.
Heidi once again wooed Spence by lip-syncing a song for him -- but this time, it wasn't her horrendous single. It was "Baby Got Back."
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Battle of the Fame Whore Couples
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Two couples, four people -- and only one of them is famous for actually working.
Reggie and Kim or Heidi and Spencer -- TMZ TV wants to know ...
Speidi Gambles with Fame in Atlantic City
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Out of their usual SoCal element this weekend, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seemed oddly bereft of Speidi Sense™ (the ability to suck a photo op or other fame-grabbing opportunity from thin air).
In Atlantic City to host a party at club Mur.Mur. in the Borgata Hotel and Casino, we spotted the couple going past the slots, and, believe it or not, Heidi actually hid from the camera. We're told that the pair only spent a few minutes inside the club, and, citing illness, the pair called it a night early. True story.
Heidi & Spencer on Titanic -- No Lifeboats, Please!
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The cheesiest couple in history spent a highly choreographed Valentine's Day on a luxury yacht in Marina del Rey, Calif. That guy "surprised" the blonde girl with a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes, some flowers and some delicious strawberries. SO LAME!
Then the media whorendous couple re-enacted the "Jack, I'm flying" scene from "Titanic." Please no. Don't fall off the boat. Anything but that.
Heidi and Spencer: Love Seen ... Ugh
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Suffering from attention deficit diswhoreder, Heidi and Spencer were seen yet again last night in Hollywood. When asked about their Valentine's Day plans, Heidi said she had no idea.
Didn't MTV send the script?
Then This Happened ...
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TMZ's Live Stream crew was outside the Beverly Hills Hotel waiting for Britney Spears when someone had the audacity to yell out, "Hey, you're gonna miss Britney!"
Heidi Montag's "Video"
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It's everything you'd expect -- and less. Heidi's video for her single "Higher" was shot by her reality television supervillain boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.
They should both stick to whatever it is they do best, even if they don't know what that is, but it's not music videos.
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Heidi Gets Judge All Hot and Really Bothered
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Heidi Montag is getting one guy in deep doo-doo, and it's not Spencer.
During court proceedings in Rowan County, N.C., Judge Kevin Eddinger caught lawyer Todd Paris checking out a Maxim magazine with the topless Heidi on its cover. The judge was so steamed about it, he threw the book (not the mag) at the attorney. According to the Salisbury Post, the judge fined Todd $300, gave him a 15-day suspended jail sentence and put him on unsupervised probation. Who knew Heidi could cause such a stir?
The judge showed the cover to the courtroom, and no surprise -- the crowd erupted in laughter.