Here's a scary thought -- "Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for First Lady Courtney Stodden."
Yes, Melania Trump just got Stodden'd. The wannabe Hollywood starlet slipped into a wig, false eyelashes and a heavy, heavy accent for Halloween. Now, this is gonna hurt a bit ... but truth is, she kinda did a bang-up job.
No matter how ya slice it, this is a clear upgrade.
Yasiel Puig's 8-month-old boy bleeds Dodger blue (through his dome) just like daddy -- stuntin' with a colored faux hawk for Game 1 of the World Series!
The Dodgers slugger went true blue with his hairdo for the game ... and apparently, so did baby Daniel.
Yasiel and his GF, Andrea de la Torre, documented the process -- and we think the kid might've outdone his pops on cuteness alone.
FYI, L.A. went up 1-0 on the 'Stros on Tuesday ... but Puig went 0 for 3.
Maybe change up the hair again?
Can't have a playoff beard when you're not in the playoffs.
After the L.A. Dodgers beat up on the Chicago Cubs in the NLCS, pitcher Jake Arrieta decided to axe his October face warmer ... and dammit, he's beautiful.
Jake's wife Brittany had to show off Arrieta's clean-cut look on social media -- saying, "Well hello there #MyOffseasonBoyfriend."
Can't really give Arrieta too much grief -- he was lights out in the NLCS -- leading the Cubs to their only win during that series.
Meanwhile, Justin Turner still has his playoff beard. Just sayin' ...
If you recall ... Rob started to get back in shape and healthy again when he began dating Chyna, but it all went to hell when their breakup drama ignited. Rob spiraled back into another deep depression and gained back the weight he lost ... and then some.
We're told he's determined to lose it and has already hired a nutritionist and started working out again. His goal is to get back to the "old Rob" and he's determined to do it on his own ... with no help from friends or family.
As we previously reported, Rob now has 50/50 custody of his daughter with Chyna, and he's forking over $20k a month in child support, despite being broke. His family is footing the bill ... for now.
We're told his friends and family are skeptical he can rebound without their help, but they do believe he loves Dream so much he might have a fighting chance.
Katie was smiling ear to ear in NYC Thursday, the day after TMZ posted the pics that finally confirmed her longtime romance with Foxx. We're guessing she's attending Fashion Week events, and she'll fit right in with a form-fitting dress like this one.
As we showed you, JamKat packed on the PDA in Malibu Monday. Doesn't look like she has any regrets about their coming out party. Besides, we all knew.
Christian Bale ... is actually pictured here. Take it in. Believe it.
That really is Christian at the Telluride Film Festival where he's promoting one movie, but clearly packing on the pounds for his next one. He's playing former VP Dick Cheney for a biopic, and his transformation is in full swing.
Bale's famously gone through extreme weight changes -- for instance, "The Machinist" and his 'Batman' roles.
But if ya find yourself missing Christian at his fighting weight ... blame Dick. Cheney.
Brooklyn Beckham is giving the buzz cut the old college try.
Posh and Becks' eldest is off on his own in NYC attending his freshman year at Parsons School of Design where he's studying photography. He's only been there only a couple of weeks, but Tuesday he was already sporting a new hairdo. So long to his signature long and lovely locks.
First it's a haircut ... then maybe another tattoo ... and before you know it kid's gonna graduate.
Looks like Brooklyn's on track to be a true New Yorker though, at least when it comes to hailing cabs.
This is the BEST.
The Denver Broncos broke out the shears and went to town on the rookies -- shaving their heads into the best terrible haircuts ever ... and it's fantastic!!
It's a years-old tradition in Denver dating back to when Tim Tebow was drafted back in 2010 (remember, he got the "Friar Tuck" hairdo).
Some of the victims ... Garett Bolles, De'Angelo Henderson and Brendan Langley.
It's all in good fun -- and it'll all grow back. But funny as hell.
Kate Hudson has pulled a G.I. Jane (and countless other badass Hollywood heroines) by completely shaving her famous golden locks ... and like all of them, she looks great.
Kate was seen on set Tuesday in L.A. for a new flick she's working on with Sia, and she's rocking a new shaved 'do for the role.
Gotta say, as well as she wears it ... we almost didn't recognize her here at first.
Going bald seems to be back in style in Tinseltown. Cara Delevingne recently did the same for a movie, as did Kristen Stewart and, of course, Millie Bobby Brown for her role as Eleven in "Stranger Things."
Keep on buzzing, ladies.
Incredible to think "Trading Spaces" would come back with anyone other than Paige Davis helming its reboot.
The home improvement show, where neighbors have 2 days and a $1,000 budget to make over a room in each other's home, just announced it's returning with Davis as host. But Davis says she wasn't a shoo-in for the gig, despite the show's dedicated fan base, including Tina Fey who once stalked out their set.
We didn't believe it either, and sounds like Paige didn't when Fey rolled up.
Beyonce's controversial wax figure got a little makeover ... and maybe a little sun too.
Bey's wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC was briefly removed from the museum amid criticism it looks like a white woman, but was back on full display Friday ... with some slight modifications.
Tussauds reportedly updated its wax Beyonce by adjusting the styling and lighting of her figure. Take a look at the side-by-side pics ... definitely some changes to the hairstyle and complexion.
Still not a dead ringer, but look at this video -- the closer ya get, the more Bey-ish it gets.
R.I.P. Brian Wilson's luscious, strong, beautiful beard ... 'cause the MLB pitcher says his face-warmer is officially gone forever.
The ex-SF Giants/Dodgers fireballer was lookin' all jacked in L.A. this week -- sippin' on a blender full of a healthy-lookin' drink -- when we noticed his face was much more bare than we were used to.
FYI, Wilson's reportedly attempting an MLB comeback as a knuckleballer.
And by the look of his stubble, the beard is also trying to make a comeback.
Fingers crossed for both.
The surviving victims of the Manchester Arena explosion have a new ally ... 5,000 miles from the UK.
Face Forward -- a Beverly Hills-based non-profit that helps survivors of violent and disfiguring crimes -- has sprung into action after the nail bomb killed 22 and injured 59.
Face Forward is offering victims free facial reconstructive surgeries. Face Forward is also offering airfare, accommodations, anesthesiologists, medicine and an after-care nurse. The team includes surgeons, doctors, dentists and therapists.
The org's been around for a decade now with big celebs -- from Sharon Stone and Nelly to "Sugar" Shane Mosley -- touting its work.
Some of the most extreme examples ... reconstructive surgery for a Kenyan boy whose face was distorted after he was beaten at an orphanage, and a domestically abused woman who needed to have her jaw wired shut for a year.
Their families can contact the organization here.
Kristen Stewart got rid of her mop in favor of a blonde buzz cut.
The "Personal Shopper" star unveiled her new hairdo Tuesday at her movie premiere in L.A. ... and gotta say -- we dig it.
Netflix's reboot of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" won't feature anyone from the original cast -- in fact, Netflix didn't even bother asking them to come back.
Sources close to the production tell TMZ, none of the OG fab 5 cast members were approached, but don't call it a snub. We're told the guys aren't pissed because they get TV, and understand the need to make it fresh for a new generation.
It's going on 10 years since Carson, Jai, Kyan, Ted and Thom went off the air ... after all.
Meanwhile, we're told the new batch of potential hosts has been whittled down to 25.
Kim Kardashian is pretty clearly back to her old self ... and her ass is finally back in the picture.
Paps got Kim in Dubai -- where's she's been doing all makeup for the week -- and they finally got a shot of her good ol' curves ... booty and all.
Good to see you again, Kim.