Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Nighttime Is the Right Time ... For Healthy Pizza [TMZ TV]

SLUMBER PARTY!
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had an overnight date, which is a polite way of saying they probably boned all night at her place. Or maybe they just had a gluten-free pizza, and fell asleep on the couch.

But our money’s on the boning scenario.

Zac Efron Jacked and Cursed! [TMZ TV]

IT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR
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Zac Effron was hiking with Anna Kendrick in Hawaii and showing off his buff body, which got us thinking -- how long can he possibly keep up that physique?

Yep, Zac's got the curse that strikes all jacked dudes in Hollywood. Once you have abs, you better keep 'em … or else!! It's a solid reason to go dadbod instead.

Kelly Osbourne Little Things Cost Big, BIG Money!! [TMZ TV]

DOGGONE EXPENSIVE!
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Kelly Osbourne's new doggy is tiny, adorable and only exists because rich people seem to LOVE dogs they can put in their pockets.

On the plus side, it only cost $11,000!!! So, yeah ... big bargain there.

Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid Bikinis On a Yacht! [TMZ TV]

Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and other hot chicks worthy of being objectified -- and probably expecting it -- spent several days playing around in skimpy bikinis ... on a giant yacht.

Why are you still reading this? Watch the damn video!

Josh Duggar Show Must Go On, But Maybe ... Not with Him [TMZ TV]

Despite Josh Duggar's admission he'd molested several girls when he was a teenager -- TLC might not be done with “19 Kids and Counting” yet ... they just might be with Josh.

Lucky for producers ... there are a ton of other kids to choose from, and we've got a good idea about who's gonna steal Josh's shine.

Jason Momoa Aquaman Jumps Hipster Shark And It's HUGE! [TMZ TV]

AQUAMAN GETS TROPICAL
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Jason Momoa's still a beautiful man, but after a run-in with one of our photogs -- someone thinks he’s lost his mojo ... at least based on his wardrobe selections.

However, upon closer review -- much closer -- it looks like Aquaman's mojo is actually growing! A lot.

Tallulah Willis There's Always Rumer for ... My Boobs!! [TMZ TV]

Winning “Dancing with the Stars” was huge for Rumer Willis -- but not nearly as huge as her kid sister's boobs were on the Internet, just hours after the 'DWTS' finale.

The pic that was all over social media proves Tallulah Willis is guilty ... of udder thunder stealing!

'Love & Hip Hop Atlanta' Cast Forced to Make Love ... Not War [TMZ TV]

"Love and Hip Hop Atlanta" is dropping the hammer on the cast -- all those epic on-screen brawls have been banned! Turns out those fights that helped the show become a huge hit ... aren't sitting so well with advertisers.

But it ain't gonna be easy to get this group to put their fists down.

Lupita Nyong'o Hot Bikini Pics, But Somebody Got It ... WRONG'O [TMZ TV]

Lupita Nyong’o looked so tres bien wearing a bikini in the South of France ... someone in the TMZ newsroom compared her to a food. Offensive! Not because of the metaphor -- but because that's not Lupita at all in the bikini.

Oops! Someone better start 'splainin' ...

Robin Thicke Pot Treats for Puppy ... No Bueno! [TMZ TV]

I'M DOGGONE HIGH RIGHT NOW!
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Robin Thicke and GF April Love Geary’s dog needed to visit the vet after the little guy somehow got into someone's marijuana stash. Hmm, wonder how that happened?

In any event, Bincy's totally mellow now and doing fine ... if he could just kick those munchies!

Gigi Hadid Joe Jonas Is a Real Dog ... Lover [TMZ TV]

Gigi Hadid spent a day hanging out with Joe Jonas ... which had people wondering if they're boning now! She’s denying they’re anything more than friends -- but there's a few cute puppies that might say otherwise.

That is, if dogs could talk -- and wouldn't that be awesome?? Anyway, since the pooches ain't talking ... we'll ask the TMZ Hollywood tour guide who kinda spotted 'em out.

Amanda Knox The Verdict's In and She Slays ... At Karaoke [TMZ TV]

Amanda Knox belted out the Cranberries song “Zombie” at a NYC karaoke bar, and even though she sounded pretty good ... maybe not the greatest song choice?

There's gotta be a few songs that don't muster up images of a horrifying corpse -- which Amanda is definitely NOT guilty of stabbing to death!

The Game Happy to Make You a Meal, Kids ... Fries Included! [TMZ TV]

The Game surprised kids at a McDonalds in Ferguson, Missouri by showing up, and buying 100 happy meals for the crowd -- but instead of bailing after picking up the tab ... he also picked up a shift.

Dude, worked the hell out of that deep fryer!

Daymond John Derriere Force One The Elusive Oval Office Toilet [TMZ TV]

NO THRONE FOR THE PRESIDENT
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"Shark Tank" star Daymond John was just named Presidential Ambassador for Global Entrepreneurship -- a big fancy title that basically means ... he gets to score some face time with the prez.

And that means we might finally find out if there's a secret toilet in the Oval Office toilet! Here comes the straight poop.

Prince Harry Royal Replay with Fave Teacher [TMZ TV]

SHE'S BAAACK!
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Prince Harry struck some emotional gold during his visit to New Zealand ... where he ran into a former teacher who holds a special place in his heart.

After his reaction to the unexpected reunion ... Harry could be the coolest Brit on Earth -- if that damn Clive Owen would just give him a chance.

Miles Teller Pregnant Chicks in Peril Dig Me [TMZ TV]

AND THE REAL HERO IS ...
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"Whiplash" star Miles Teller must be gunning for a role in Superman ... or Aquaman 'cause he and his gf totally saved a pregnant woman from trouble on Miami Beach. Super heroic right?

Well, yes -- however, it's not totally clear who was saving whom. All we're saying is ... don't sleep on the prego chick!

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