Rachel Uchitel Has a Baby?!!?

Oh wait. It's actually supermodel Gisele Bundchen with son Benjamin.

Apologies to Tom Brady.

Tom & Gisele -- $7,500 Christmas Light Spectacular

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's electric bill is gonna be through the roof this Xmas -- TMZ has learned the couple is spending $7,500 to light and decorate their L.A. mansion for the Holidays.

Sources close to the couple tell us ... G&T placed an order with A-1 Christmas Trees and Lights in L.A. on Tuesday -- purchasing two twelve-foot Christmas trees ... and a whole mess of lights for their house ... totaling approximately $7,500.

Big surprise -- we're told the lights are red, white, and blue ... Patriots style. Clark Griswold would be proud.

Tom Brady -- Your Loss Is Ro-Gaine

Tom Brady may be getting a new linebacker -- a hairline backer.

The folks from Rogaine tell TMZ they're more than happy to offer the reportedly follically-challenged QB a 3-month supply of the product.

Rogaine's PR people offer this sage advice to Tom: "He shouldn't just try and grow his hair to cover that bald spot...he should try and regrow the HAIR that belongs there!"

The company wants to send Tom a free, 3-month supply of Hair Regrowth Foam -- the unscented, so he doesn't get bullied by his teammates.

On the bright side, Tom, it's another way to stay topical.

Tom Connects with Gisele ... Loses Randy Moss

With his New England Patriots teammate Randy Moss probably heading to Minnesota ... Tom Brady spent some quality time with his other favorite wide receiver last night ... Gisele.

After beating the crap out of the Dolphins on Monday Night Football ... Tom stayed in Miami for a dinner date with his wife at Prime One Twelve steakhouse -- but took a backseat to the supermodel on the way home.

It's the first time they've been out in public together since Gisele was photographed at kissing distance with some other dude in Paris ... who turned out to be her longtime "friend."

Gisele's Face Time ... With Another Man

Supermodel Gisele was caught getting real up close and personal with some guy who was not her husband Tom Brady at a masquerade gala in Paris on Thursday.

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TMZ Live: Oksana, The Salahis, and Gisele Bundchen

We took your questions on everything -- including Oksana Grigorieva scoring $20k a month for baby Lucia, the Salahis threatening "Real Housewives" not to call them "Party Crashers", and Heidi and Spencer 86'ing their divorce.

Plus: Photos of Gisele Bundchen getting close to a man that is not Tom Brady.

Tom & Gisele Dodge Bullet-Ridden Lawsuit

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen just scored a serious victory in New York -- a judge has thrown out a lawsuit filed against the couple accusing their bodyguards of shooting at some photographers last year.

As you may recall, the alleged incident went down in Costa Rica during Tom and Gisele's wedding -- two photogs (both from Costa Rica) claim the security guards threatened them and then opened fire. The photogs wanted more than $1 million in damages.

But today, a judge decided that the NY court, "does not have personal jurisdiction over either of the defendants." The judge added, "Costa Rica is a substantially more convenient forum for the parties' disputes than New York."

No word if the photogs plan on taking the judge's advice and re-filing in their home country.

Tom & Gisele -- When Beautiful People Suck Face

NFL star Tom Brady engaged in a heated game of tonsil hockey with his supermodel wife Gisele at a friend's house in L.A. on Wednesday.

And for the record -- yeah, he's wearing a hat with his own "Tom Brady" logo on it.

Tom & Gisele's Makeout Session

With their precious baby boy snuggled between them, Tom Brady & Gisele sucked face while enjoying a romantic boat ride on the Seine in Paris.

For just a moment, it wasn't all about the lil Benjamin.

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Tom Brady -- Gisele's Diaper Bag Assistant

While at Gisele's sister's wedding in Brazil this weekend, Tom Brady proved he's a team player and helped carry their son Benjamin's diaper bag.

He's gorgeous, talented, stylish, rich, in love and helpful? Unreal.

... and she's not too bad either.

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Tom Brady Fights -- The Gloves Are Off

They say most quarterbacks don't like to be hit -- Tom Brady is looking to hit back.

The New England Patriots quarterback wrapped up his fists for a hardcore training session at an L.A. boxing gym on Friday.

Brady bobbed, he weaved, he even threw a few quality shots -- and he didn't look too bad doing it either ... for a quarterback.

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Tom Brady's Rebuilding Off-Season

Construction has begun on the nearly $12 million patch of dirt that will one day become Tom Brady and Gisele's Brentwood mega-mansion.

It's the house that the genetically blessed built.

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Tom Brady & Gisele Name Their Baby

It's Benjamin.

He's a boy.

Other famous Benjamin's include Benjamin Franklin. He discovered electricity.

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Tom Brady: Where the Streets Have No First Name

While his eight-day-old kid with wife Gisele remains nameless, Tom Brady walked around Boston on Tuesday.

Maybe this son will get Tom's last name this time.

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Fortunate Son -- Tom and Gisele Have a Boy

She finally popped ... and now Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are the proud parents of a child with the genetic potential to become the greatest looking human to ever walk the Earth.

So far, the name of the golden baby boy has not been released, this according to People.com.

So, we gotta ask ...

Gisele Bundchen's Brady Bump

Tom Brady's spawn is getting big enough to start kicking now -- something the New England Patriots would never have to do again if they played the Tennessee Titans every week.

Gisele Bundchen and her ever growing Brady baby were out in New York City yesterday.

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