Transformers

Brian Austin Green had enough after the dude asked Megan, "What do you think about the ratings for 'Jennifer's Body'?"

While chowing down with Shia LaBeouf after the "Transformers 2" premiere, one dude ran into the restaurant, bum rushed their table, snapped a pic and booked it. Only problem: Their bodyguard was faster.

Security chased the D-bag down and used the atomic-wedgie technique to keep him from escaping. All while Shia and Megan got a laugh at the moron's expense.

Here she is at the German premiere of "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen."

There's a buzz her two thumbs are disproportionate -- compared to her hands. Some people are saying she has a clubbed thumbnail ... others say the thumb is too short. Look at the pics and judge for yourself.

The blindingly hot actress, who already has 7 tats, told us she ain't done yet -- she's going for a sleeve! Stay classy.

A woman named "Patricia" has allegedly been overzealously Tweeting the soon-to-be-divorced "Transformers" star, saying "Now that your wife is finally out of the picture Daddy, it's my turn" -- and, according to him, it's now become a legal matter.

We asked Tyrese about the situation last night, and he didn't hold back -- "She's every bit of crazy and Looney Tunes."

Shia LaBeouf, in trouble again and this time it's really serious. TMZ has learned he's been arrested for suspicion of DUI.

Law enforcement sources tell us LaBeouf was involved in a car accident at about 3:00 AM at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. We're told Shia made a left turn in front of another car and the two collided, causing Shia's car to roll.

Paramedics were called to the scene and both parties were taken to a local hospital, but no major injuries were sustained.

LaBeouf was placed under arrest on suspicion of felony DUI after we're told he exhibited "outward signs" of intoxication at the scene.

UPDATE: We now have more info. A law enforcement source tells TMZ deputies are at the hospital right now, checking on the injuries of the victim and Shia. If the victim's injuries are serious, Shia will be booked on suspicion of felony DUI. If the injuries are minor, Shia will be cited and released on misdemeanor DUI.

Brooklyn director/writer/performer Greg Scarnici, the biological man behind the hysterical Beyonce and Fergie music video parodies, has turned his wigged-out talents toward the summer blockbuster, creating a trailer for "The TransGenders" movie -- that does not exist!

Watch as the "he/shes in disguises" take their estrogen and fight "the evil forces of the Republicans" -- without the help of Janice Dickinson, Donatella Versace ... or even Courtney Love!

In a recent interview with Maxim magazine, the lippy starlet admitted that she's tried nearly every drug under the sun. "I've done drugs, and that's how I know I don't like them."

Ever the consumer reporter, Fox "tried several things" in order to "make an informed decision, but I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana." In fact, says Fox, "I don't even think of it as a drug -- it should be legalized." Is it 4:20 yet?

Fox also discusses the white powdery stuff, and she's not talking snow. Says Fox, "Cocaine is back with a vengeance ... Celebrities aren't trying to hide it, except when people have camera phones."

"American Idol" sex kitten Kat McPhee lubed up her lovely legs for a Victoria's Secret Beauty Candy Store photo shoot. Sweet!

Trunktabulous Kim Kardashian hopped out of her white Range Rover to eat at eat. on sunset while stepbrother Brody Jenner was hangin' loose at Les Deux. Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis was also taking up space at the Euro-lounge. He actually got in!

"Transformers" screened (finally!) during the L.A. Film Festival -- star Tyrese Gibson and director Michael Bay stopped by the after party at Winston's. As he left the party, "Desperate Housewives" hunk Josh Henderson revealed that he and former flame Paris Hilton have been "MySpacing."

The southern belle was ranked #18 on the Maxim Hot 100 of 2007 list. The titillating starlet, seen here at a press conference in Seoul for "Transformers," is now 21 -- and engaged to former "Beverly Hills, 90210" hunk Brian Austin Green, 33. For now.

Regardless of how well the upcoming "Transformers" movie does -- the real news is Optimash Prime -- and Mr. Potato Head.

The folks over at Hasbro have transformed Mr. Potato Head into the ultimate robot leader. The Optimash Prime action figure, like all of his Potato Head brethren, comes with mix-and-match pieces -- even a sweet Magnum P.I. moustache! Nothing strikes fear into the electronic soul of a Decepticon like a bad moustache!

Former party queen Tara Reid has been officially dethroned. The former "Taradise" star was humiliated in front of a crowd of eager partygoers when she was denied entry into an ultra-trendy Hollywood club. Adding insult to injury, as the defeated actress waited on the sidewalk, former BFF Paris Hilton breezed past her and right into the club with her new gal pal, Kim Kardashian. Oh Snap!