Kevin Hart -- I'LL WHIP OUT MY PENIS ... If I Dominate NBA Celeb Game He guarantees that if he three-peats as MVP of the NBA Celebrity Game at All-Star weekend, he's gonna pull out said "weapon" and walk off the court NAKED.
Kobe Bryant on Fired Rutgers Coach -- I'd SMACK the Hell Outta Him! Put your hands on Kobe Bryant ... he's gonna put a beat down on you -- even if you're his coach.