Evolution of Jason Statham Published March 29, 2009 3:03 PM PDT | Updated June 16, 2019 2:51 AM PDT We could make jokes -- Jason Statham walking upright out of the ocean in Malibu -- but it ignores the obvious. The dude is more ripped than the tide. See Also Statham Pushy, Gets Railed by DateSomeone's Got a Death Wish