Liam Gallagher 'SNL' Not an Oasis of Talent ... Slams Jokes About Bro Feud

Liam Gallagher ain't laughing at "Saturday Night Live" ... savagely roasting the show online after a wisecrack in the most recent episode hosted by Ariana Grande.

Here's the deal ... last night, Sarah Sherman and James Austin Johnson played Liam and Noel during the show's "Weekend Update" segment respectively ... fighting children over everything from "Sex and the City" boyfriends to cartoon characters.

The comedians are making fun of the legendary feud between Noel and Liam in the trademark silly 'SNL' style ... but, it seems Liam didn't appreciate it much.

Finneas Plants Kiss on Male Guitarist at Show ... Crowd Goes Wild!!!

Finneas sings "1 True Love" ... but, it looks like he's got lots of kisses to go around -- smooching his guitarist during his NYC show.

The superproducer was at Warsaw Concerts, a venue in Brooklyn Saturday, jamming out for a couple hours ... when he and his guitarist got eye to eye -- sharing a sweet moment, before leaning in and locking lips.

Check out the clip ... it looks more like a playful kiss between two buddies than anything romantic -- but, still the audience goes kinda crazy for the kiss.

Donald Trump Plays Anti-LGBTQ+ Military Personnel Video at Rally ... Wants to Get Back to 'Full Metal Jacket'

Donald Trump wants a 'Full Metal' military ... playing a video at last night's rally calling out Kamala Harris for wanting a "woke military" -- and playing clips from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket."

The former POTUS was in Coachella, California Saturday night when he started talking military ... and, he played a video which is easier to watch than explain.

The video -- which Trump has since posted and pinned to the top of his X account -- shows a version of America's military run by him vs the military he says "Comrade" Kamala Harris will run.

Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet Night of Amore at Italian Restaurant ... Low-Key Date, Huge Tip!!!

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet are still clearly an item ... grabbing dinner at a small Italian joint in NYC -- and, they must've loved it 'cause we're told they left a hefty tip.

The model/mogul and her actor beau hit up Little Charli in Greenwich Village and, while it doesn't appear they were spotted by paparazzi or many onlookers, one person in the restaurant took a quick video while walking by the table.

Check out the vid ... the two are dressed down for the evening -- more comfy, casual date than high fashion. Kylie's in the white shirt and, though you can't see his face, we've confirmed that's Timothée sitting across from her in the jacket.

Jason Kelce I Might Be Pounding Morning Brews ... But, My Cameraman's The One Falling Down!!!

Jason Kelce's no longer on the field, but one of his pregame teammates had a major fumble today ... with his cameraman crashing through an RV's roof and dropping his equipment.

The former Philadelphia Eagles center hit the Lincoln Financial Field parking lot Sunday morning before the Eagles v Browns kickoff to party with Philly fans ... and, of course, the exuberant Kelce bro needed to pound a beer or two in the lot.

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This time JK decied to take his drinking to "New Heights" ... chugging a beer atop an RV alongide a woman wearing an Eagles jersey while his cameraman filmed the whole thing.

Jason Tartick & Kat Stickler Split After About Six Months ... 'Forever Grateful For Her'

Jason Tartick and Kat Stickler are no longer accepting roses from each other ... with the two announcing they've ended their relationship after about six months.

The "Bachelorette" star and the influencer announced their split Saturday ... with JT taking to his Instagram Story to let everyone know they'd amicably parted ways.

Tartick says he falls in love quick ... and, sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't -- and, this time it just didn't.

Aoki Lee Simmons They Tell Me I'm Not Pretty, Not My Mom ... I'm Quitting Modeling!!!

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Being a nepo baby ain't all that, according to Aoki Lee Simmons, who's actually bowing out of modeling, specifically, because she says everyone in the industry wants her to be her mother, Kimora Lee Simmons.

The 22-year-old explained her disappointment in a video where she revealed she's constantly told she's not pretty enough to make it in modeling -- and, if that wasn't deflating enough, she's constantly measured against Kimora.

Aoki says, "My mom is always going to be a way better model than me, it's just annoying to have that comparison sometimes."

tmz tv hot takes jessica chastain's jetblue beef ... Ashton, Aaron Rodgers

Jessica Chastain is picking a fight with an airline, Ashton Kutcher is in need of car repairs and Aaron Rodgers is denying getting his head coach fired ... all this on today's TMZ TV Hot Takes.

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First up on "TMZ Live," Harvey and Charles explain why Jessica is getting mixed reviews after publicly putting JetBlue on blast over $15.

Ariana Grande 'Wicked' Impressive Impressions ... Channels Britney, Miley and Gwen on 'SNL'!!!

Ariana Grande's got her own distinct voice, but she can still imitate just about any big singer in Hollywood ... paying tribute to some incredible female vocalists during her tongue-in-cheek "Saturday Night Live" monologue.

The singer-songwriter hosted 'SNL' for the second time ... having first helmed the program way back in 2016 -- pointing out how when she hosted last time, America also had a female nominee for president, and hoping it goes better for Kamala Harris than Hillary Clinton.

Grande then says she's lucky she's to star in the movie version of the Broadway show "Wicked" -- set for release next month -- before adding she doesn't plan on singing during this show, just taking on host duties.

Cardi B It's My Birthday, and ... I'm Providing All the Cakes!!!

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BARDI BIRTHDAY BASH

Cardi B's making sure her 32nd birthday is memorable ... for herself, for everyone watching her ass-shaking celebration and, possibly, for her estranged hubby who did not see the party in person.

The private party went down Saturday night in Manhattan, with Cardi labeling her shindig, "Bardi in the City" -- although it looked more like Bardi Barely Covered!

Cardi was rocking a backless black romper that showed off all her back tatts, and struggled to cover her ass. The tiny outfit didn't hamper her signature dance moves ... as she twerked all night for the cameras, and was even slinging drinks, at one point in the evening.

SpaceX Megarocket Launches ... Also Makes Amazing Return to Earth!!!

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This is just astoundingly cool ... SpaceX's Starship megarocket -- the world's most powerful rocket that will take NASA back to the moon -- just flew in reverse, essentially, making a perfect landing back on the launch pad.

The biggest rocket ever made blasted off Sunday morning from Southern Texas for Starship Flight 5, attempting to have both stages of the spacecraft -- the Super Heavy booster and Starship capsule -- return safely back to Earth ... and it was downright incredible to see.

Minutes after the successful launch, spectators and SpaceX engineers cheered and watched in amazement as the Super Heavy booster came back down ... and the launch pad's "chopstick" arms caught it cleanly, holding it safely above the pad ... in one reusable piece.

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Enjoy Solo NYC Dinner Date ... No Double Dating This Time

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce went out for another dinner date in NYC, only this time they were without Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively — but they were still the center of attention.

On Saturday night, the power couple rolled up in a chauffeured white SUV to Torrisi — a fancy Italian restaurant in Soho.

Travis got out first from the backseat, and then went into chivalry mode ... walking around to the other side to open Taylor's door and help her step out.

Dennis Quaid Stumps for Trump in Coachella ... Makes Reagan Comparisons

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Dennis Quaid doesn't just play former presidents, he also campaigns for them ... stepping up to the mic during a Donald Trump rally in SoCal's Coachella Valley, and declaring it's time "to pick a side."

Fresh off his starring role in "Reagan" -- who Dennis called his favorite prez of the 20th century -- the actor sang Trump's praises before the candidate came on stage.

While wearing a MAGA cap, Quaid asked the crowd, “Are we gonna be a nation that stands for the Constitution or for TikTok?” He also compared Trump to Ronald Reagan, saying the nation is facing some of the same issues it did during the 1980 election.

Liberty Vs. Lynx Partners Of The WNBA Finals Love And Basketball!!!

The WNBA Finals are underway ... so it's time to give a special shout-out to the S.O.'s of the Minnesota Lynx and New York Liberty!!

The Liberty made it to the Finals after putting an end to the Las Vegas Aces' three-peat dreams ... and their star guard Sabrina Ionescu is lookin' to get her and the franchise's first WNBA title.

Her husband, former NFL center Hroniss Grasu, certainly won't miss it if history is made ... nor will Breanna Stewart's wife, retired Spanish pro basketball star Marta Casademont, and their two kids, Ruby Mae and Theo.

Celebrity Scramble Guess Who!

Hidden behind this drastically altered photo is a famous musician and fashionisto about to get you all up in your feels. He's been known to turn around in his big red chair, but by the hair of your chinny chinny chin, can you guess who the celeb is behind this scrambled snap?

His fashion looks may make you happy, but perhaps his fans are even more stoked for his new musical documentary which dropped earlier this weekend. He's produced songs for some of music's hottest stars like Snoop Dogg and Britney Spears.

Piece By Piece, can you namedrop the unknown celebrity?

Charli XCX Good Genes Or Good Docs?!

Charli XCX's looks over the years are so BRATTY!

Here is a 21-year-old version of the singer-songwriter, "fancy" in leather, at the mtvU Woodie Awards and Festival in Texas back in 2014 (left). This was the same year she collabed with Iggy Azalea on "Fancy" and dropped her hit song "Boom Clap."

And a decade later, Charli recently stayed true to her fierce leather roots -- making a visit to "The Howard Stern Show" (right) and discussed all things "Brat Remix" -- her new album which dropped earlier this week.

How do you like them apples?!

The real question here is:

Charli XCX ...