Von Ahole Can't Be Stretched
Published: 02/20/2008
That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections." The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution…
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