Snooki

Snooki -- the self-described "guidette" from "Jersey Shore" -- has a penchant for attention whoring on the beach ... in fact, one incident was caught on tape back in 2007. TMZ came across this footage of the Princess of Poughkeepsie busting out a series of bikini-clad back handsprings way before…

Here's Staten Island born Christina Aguilera in her "Dirrty" days back in 2003 (left) -- and Nicole, aka "Snooki," from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (right). One of 'em is currently accepting "Guido applications." We're just sayin'. Oliver Platt Is Married to Brittany Murphy?