Kelly Osbourne Shreds Valet for Losing Her Car

Kelly Osbourne lost her cool last night when a Koi valet lost her car. That would be inconvenient!

After a 10-minute stop at the posh sushi joint, Osbourne and a friend fumed while waiting in exhaust fumes for more than an hour at the valet stand. When a nervous car-fetcher admitted he couldn't locate Kelly's Mercedes, Osbourne got seriously gassy.

The two friends then embarked on a furious trek through two separate parking lots, Kelly's frustration mounting by the minute, with Kelly barking at the attendant, "I don't mean to be rude but you need to find my car," adding, "in the nicest possible way, you're really f**king up!"

Finally, after the bumbling valet talked the gals into hitching a ride to another parking lot via a beat-up gold minivan, they found the car, got in, and sped off into the night.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Kelly Osbourne, KellyOsbourne

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1. Sounds like Kelly needs a Twinkie

Posted at 10:55AM on Apr 20th 2007 by justin

2. Good job Kelly for keeping your cool and being patient.

Posted at 11:01AM on Apr 20th 2007 by CommonSenseRules

3. Her fat a$$ could use a good walk. Hell, a good jog.

Posted at 11:07AM on Apr 20th 2007 by mulder

4. I think she handled it awesome. I would have been pissed and totally lost it.

Posted at 11:10AM on Apr 20th 2007 by Rebecca

5. She should really be proud of herself for being so calm!!!!! I would have been sooo furious after just a few minutes of waiting!!!! It's seems that they have these cars parked all over the place and not in a specific lot with security. Scary!!!

Posted at 11:10AM on Apr 20th 2007 by SpaceBetweenEars

6. SHE'S BETTER THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN...........I'D HAVE RIPPED HIM A NEW ASSHOLE.....GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M NOT RICH AND FAMOUS......;(

Posted at 11:18AM on Apr 20th 2007 by pookie

7. Kelly is a sweetheart. My sister got in a bad accident on the freeway and Kelly stopped, called police, and waited until everything was ok, and this was in the rain. She is a very nice person.

Posted at 11:21AM on Apr 20th 2007 by Leslie

8. wow what FAT legs!!!

Posted at 11:22AM on Apr 20th 2007 by girl--f

9. OMG.. How the hell you loose someones car? I would have been pissed !! What a bunch of dumb ass's.

Posted at 11:31AM on Apr 20th 2007 by Angiep

10. Glad for them it was her and not me, I would have lost it long before an hour. What kind of excuse could they have for not knowing where her car was parked???

Posted at 11:32AM on Apr 20th 2007 by i'dbepissedtoo

11. Why the hell would you go to a place for 10 minutes?!

Posted at 11:33AM on Apr 20th 2007 by Cuki2007

12. She DID NOT SHRED that valet that was seriously in the WRONG. She ws polite and very calm. This was poorly head lined and very inflamitory if I was Kelly I would sue TMZ. The evidence is in the video. case closed.

Posted at 11:34AM on Apr 20th 2007 by emanon

13. So what? I would have been livid if a valet left me standing there for over an hour. Give her a break!

Posted at 11:48AM on Apr 20th 2007 by Land Shark

14. well i have a friend who left his car to get detailed at a car wash and when he came back it was no where to be found and needless to say since in los angeles valets or car washes seems you need to be illegal alien to work at these jobs,he figures as soon as he left it off, the guy gave the keys to one of his illegal alien friends and off to mexico he went and so by the time he came back and then called and cops he figured it was probably passing through the san diego border on it's way to mexico so she had good reason to be angry and nervous about it

Posted at 11:52AM on Apr 20th 2007 by studly

15. She had every right to be pissed. I'd have been! I'd have been cussing, screaming, and threatening to sue! She's wayyyy better than I'd have been.

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 20th 2007 by WTF???

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