The Pete Doherty Diet: Ketchup and Water

1. Crack is whack!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Laurie

2. He can chase me down the road with a bottle of ketchup any day.

This photographer actually looks scared!

Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Baby Shamble

3. Am I missing something?? Why are they taking his picture? He seems like a CRAZY crack head who should just do the world a favor and OD already.

Posted at 1:15PM on Apr 19th 2007 by tinkerbell

4. Who even cares about this loser? He's a drug-addicted, foul mouthed, slut-dating moron.

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Kristen

5. He's still alive?

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Karen

6. You people are idiots. I suppose you're all crying over Sanjaya, because you can't hang with rock and roll. Go listen to your Justin Timberlake records. Whether you like it or not, he's the biggest thing in British pop in decades. Both the Babyshambles and the Libertines are legendary already. He sells more tabs in the UK than Lady Di. I suppose that the inadequate American education system and the I.Q. of you all would make it impossible to understand Pete Doherty. Which of you can even name a Romantic Poet, or a War Poet, or even a book, for that matter?

Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Baby Shamble

7. Baby Shamble, so who cares is his 'band' is famous overseas. he isn't famous over here in america and he is dating an over the hill model. does anyone besides you find this moron interesting and famous???

Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Kat

8. Whining paparazzi.

Posted at 9:24PM on May 23rd 2007 by paparazzijellyfish

9. War: McCrae
Romantic: Pushkin, Burns, Poe

What about the Beats?

Incidentally, it's not lack of an adequate education that contributes to our inability to understand the little crackhead. It's his relative obscurity. He's not well known off your island, I'm afraid.

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Fed Up

10. Paul McCartney would never do such a thing. He has always been honest and polite with the media. And he had groupies that hung out at his London home 24 hours a day, and was always polite to them. In fact, a groupie once crawled through his bathroom window while he was not home, and stole some items. This inspired Paul to write a song about it.

Posted at 2:07PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Beatles Fan Forever

11. He should have taken the bucket of water and dumped on himself, at least he could say he's taken a shower in the last decade.

Posted at 2:33PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Robin Givens

12.
Babyshambles..........

He's an ugly filthy talentless crackhead,,,,,,, pictured injecting drugs into a young girl, remember that ? ......... Trying his hardest to be a tortured artist, how very Rock and Roll ! Just a dirty crackhead and if he didn't have his pathetic crappy band and has-been girlfriend he would be mugging tourists in London with the rest of the junkies.........

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 19th 2007 by MISS SMIFF

13. I like Pete and Kate. ;-) Keep representing Baby Shamble - and I know, it sounds like alot of people who post on TMZ don't really understand rock and roll. Don't waste your time trying to explain...

Posted at 2:43PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

14. Why doesn't someone just get rid of this obnoxious junkie?

Posted at 3:17PM on Apr 19th 2007 by Whammer Jammer

15. Sorry, Baby Shamble, I am a product of the British education system, and I would be struggling to hum you a Pete Doherty tune.

He is famous as tabloid fodder, not for his musical genius.

Posted at 4:57PM on Apr 19th 2007 by cynic