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Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

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1.

CelebuTramp    

Maybe it's for her daughter...

2538 days ago
2.

Stan    

interesting they would give her a clear bag

2538 days ago
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Stacy    

Eww. I don't wanna think about her crusty old self being penetrated. Ick.

2538 days ago
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2jack4bauer    

You go girl!!

2538 days ago
5.

tydan    

HUMMMMMM THATS A STRAP ON

2538 days ago
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baddest betch    

Just goes to show that you're never too old for a dildo....gives new meaning to her "In the Groove" lyrics......At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see"
News flash Madge, nobody wants to see you buying va jay jay candy either!

2538 days ago
7.

ME    

I GUESS HER HUSBAND'S NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE.

2538 days ago
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oh my gawddddddddd    

It is for vericose veins you goofy people!!!

2538 days ago
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Boo Hoo    

You do not need the fake thing hunny, I will give you the real thing!!

2538 days ago
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Boo Hoo    

I guess her husband can't get the job done. Maybe that is why they adopted the last kid.

2538 days ago
11.

tba    

I guess Ritchie is NOT doing the job.....

2538 days ago
12.

Boo Hoo    

Boy what I wouldn't do to trade places with that purple penetrator for a day!!

2538 days ago
13.

Kate    

awwww...was the press not paying enough attention to you Madonna? Give me a break. Her manipulation of the media is about as transparent as the bag she is carrying. Got us talking about her though, huh?

2538 days ago
14.

Boo Hoo    

Where is the bag with the K.Y. Jelly?

2538 days ago
15.

KJ    

I think if Madonna REALLY wanted to hide her "toy", she could have used the large black purse she was carrying in the picture. She knows that this is a perfect papparazi's picture. Perhaps, she needs MORE PR attention and this is her way of getting it. I think she planned it.

HEY, and for the guy who called her crusty and old, what about the old crusty geezers who use Viagra?! LOL!

2538 days ago
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