Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!
Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.
If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!
1. Maybe it's for her daughter...
Posted at 10:58AM on Sep 11th 2007 by CelebuTramp
2. interesting they would give her a clear bag
Posted at 11:01AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Carl Johnson
3. Eww. I don't wanna think about her crusty old self being penetrated. Ick.
Posted at 11:01AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Suzy
4. You go girl!!
Posted at 11:02AM on Sep 11th 2007 by 2jack4bauer
5. HUMMMMMM THATS A STRAP ON
Posted at 11:03AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Danial
6. Just goes to show that you're never too old for a dildo....gives new meaning to her "In the Groove" lyrics......At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see"
News flash Madge, nobody wants to see you buying va jay jay candy either!
Posted at 11:03AM on Sep 11th 2007 by OMG shewz!
7. I GUESS HER HUSBAND'S NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE.
Posted at 11:31AM on Sep 11th 2007 by penny
8. It is for vericose veins you goofy people!!!
Posted at 11:10AM on Sep 11th 2007 by oh my gawddddddddd
9. You do not need the fake thing hunny, I will give you the real thing!!
Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 11th 2007 by JB
10. I guess her husband can't get the job done. Maybe that is why they adopted the last kid.
Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 11th 2007 by roy
11. I guess Ritchie is NOT doing the job.....
Posted at 11:08AM on Sep 11th 2007 by TBA
12. Boy what I wouldn't do to trade places with that purple penetrator for a day!!
Posted at 11:10AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Chester
13. awwww...was the press not paying enough attention to you Madonna? Give me a break. Her manipulation of the media is about as transparent as the bag she is carrying. Got us talking about her though, huh?
Posted at 11:11AM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kate
14. Where is the bag with the K.Y. Jelly?
Posted at 11:11AM on Sep 11th 2007 by me
15. I think if Madonna REALLY wanted to hide her "toy", she could have used the large black purse she was carrying in the picture. She knows that this is a perfect papparazi's picture. Perhaps, she needs MORE PR attention and this is her way of getting it. I think she planned it.
HEY, and for the guy who called her crusty and old, what about the old crusty geezers who use Viagra?! LOL!
Posted at 11:13AM on Sep 11th 2007 by KJ
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