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Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

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CelebuTramp:  1615 days ago

Maybe it's for her daughter...

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Stan:  1615 days ago

interesting they would give her a clear bag

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Stacy:  1615 days ago

Eww. I don't wanna think about her crusty old self being penetrated. Ick.

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2jack4bauer:  1615 days ago

You go girl!!

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tydan:  1615 days ago

HUMMMMMM THATS A STRAP ON

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baddest betch:  1615 days ago

Just goes to show that you're never too old for a dildo....gives new meaning to her "In the Groove" lyrics......At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see"
News flash Madge, nobody wants to see you buying va jay jay candy either!

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ME:  1615 days ago

I GUESS HER HUSBAND'S NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE.

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oh my gawddddddddd:  1615 days ago

It is for vericose veins you goofy people!!!

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Boo Hoo:  1615 days ago

You do not need the fake thing hunny, I will give you the real thing!!

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Boo Hoo:  1615 days ago

I guess her husband can't get the job done. Maybe that is why they adopted the last kid.

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tba:  1615 days ago

I guess Ritchie is NOT doing the job.....

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Boo Hoo:  1615 days ago

Boy what I wouldn't do to trade places with that purple penetrator for a day!!

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Kate:  1615 days ago

awwww...was the press not paying enough attention to you Madonna? Give me a break. Her manipulation of the media is about as transparent as the bag she is carrying. Got us talking about her though, huh?

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Boo Hoo:  1615 days ago

Where is the bag with the K.Y. Jelly?

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KJ:  1615 days ago

I think if Madonna REALLY wanted to hide her "toy", she could have used the large black purse she was carrying in the picture. She knows that this is a perfect papparazi's picture. Perhaps, she needs MORE PR attention and this is her way of getting it. I think she planned it.

HEY, and for the guy who called her crusty and old, what about the old crusty geezers who use Viagra?! LOL!

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