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Madonna and The Purple Penetrator

9/11/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Nope, it's not one of her fluffy children's books or some new Kabbalah string -- it's Madge's new best friend! Like a virgin!

Her Madgesty was snapped outside a London hotel with a see through plastic bag containing mommy's little helper, the Purple Penetrator.

If you're going to get a Penetrator, wrap it up!

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