Are Dairy and Meat Making Brit Split?

Britney SpearsAll of poor Brit Brit's Starbucks runs and ice cream socials may be worsening her "condition," y'all.

According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?

Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.

And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.

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1. Is it necessary to use "yall" and "ding dang" in every story about Britney Spears? I mean, really, come on. It's not funny anymore.



Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by southernguy

2. Lose some of that weight Britney and you'll feel better all over!

Posted at 5:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

3. But wait-aren't those meat tacos made from the finest USDA PRIME BEEF ???

Posted at 5:11PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Bunnie Blondie

4. "Yall" need some better writers. Some that are over 16, preferably.

Posted at 5:23PM on Feb 12th 2008 by jackie chan

5. Frikkin PETA has to get in on everything these days.

Screw you PETA! We don't want your hippy food!




Posted at 5:14PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Cartman

6. I hate PETA eat meat

Posted at 6:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by I LOVEham horsecowchickenrabbitsquirrel

7. With her poor diet and high stress she is very nutritionally depleted. Caffine leaches out all kinds of important minerals from the body as well. Add two babies in two years and you have a mess. Get her on a good healthy diet and it will go a long way to helping her heal her mind and her body.

Posted at 5:16PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Catwalker

8. PETA and their tactics are repulsive. They are trivalizing Britney's illness comparing it with meat and dairy allergies. How offensive. What is PETA's excuse for their sick behavior? Publicity seeking sickos.

Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 12th 2008 by cripe

9. This is just ridiclous. PETA is full of crap. Talk to a REAL doctor and find out the truth. Come on TMZ, basic journalism please.

Posted at 5:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Disgusted

10. "dairy sensitivity"? sounds like a real medical problem to me. Peta is retarded. Humans are omnivores and we can eat what we want, bitches. And lastly, please stop the "brit brit" stories, it's beyond old.

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 12th 2008 by jp

11. She was mixing drugs legal and illegal indiscrimiately and had a bad diet overall.. I think she like raw fish, not raw meat and rarely drank or ate pure dairy but consumed poor imitations of dairy tasting food products.

Posted at 5:19PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Sillyme

12. PETA-FREAKS NEED TO CHECK OUT THE "ALLOWABLE LIMITS" OF PARISITES IN MUSHROOMS, SPAGHETTI SAUCE, AND ANY SOUP ( CANNED ), REGULATED BY THE ...........F.D.A.............

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 12th 2008 by John Doe

13. Crazy knows crazy.

Posted at 5:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Mark

14. PETA needs to keep their noses out of it..who the hell do they think they are anyway? They are nothing short of a terrorist group...period.Britney needs to have someone who cooks for her...the homecooking kind of food she grew up with,not a consistent diet of fast food and not a diet recommended by PETA of all groups. They will do anything for publicity.

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 12th 2008 by anonymous

15. Peta is a big HATE group of idiots.

Extra bacon in my beans for lunch tomorrow!

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Fuck PeTA

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