1. He's ugly to bad money can't buy you looks or class.

Posted at 4:04PM on Mar 12th 2008 by ♥Jenna♥

2. He reminds me of a young elvis... I know I know.... just sayin

Posted at 4:10PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Whamo

3. It would've been Hilarious if Lindsay came right behind him and was allowed to walk right in while this LOSER! was denied.

Posted at 4:15PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Blue

4. He looks like Joe Francis...........................

Posted at 4:23PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Dallas

5. He's a drunken, oily faced loser, who has done nothing with his life and has the balls to act arrogant,(as if he's earned anything). Haha Brandon you loser. I saw him snorting lines of coke at a party last august in beverly hills. What trash and also one ugly mofo.

Posted at 4:37PM on Mar 12th 2008 by pecklesnooch

6. Who is he and why should we care, Harvey?

Posted at 4:41PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Britney_Spears_Fan_Club

7. He's a punk and not worthy of TMZ. Just because he got herpe's from Paris Sluton, doesn't make him a celebrity.

Posted at 4:46PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Chris

8. he is so effing DISGUSTING!!! i cant even imagine a woman doing ANYTHING with that sweaty filthy thing, and i'm sure they do just b/c he has $$$. he and his gummi brother are a waste of money and air!

Posted at 4:53PM on Mar 12th 2008 by kim

9. In defense of the fashionistas, they all know it's damned near impossible to get grease out of anything but cotton. They were really only protecting their products.

Posted at 6:32PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Kizzy

10. What a tool.

Posted at 6:37PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Sarah

11. He's gross! He always looks dirty! They call him "Greasy" cause he doesn't know how to take a shower and wash his hair everyday? And he has/had the gall to call Lindsey Lohan nasty names?

He is n't famous for anything other than being a rich, ugly, dirty, filthy mouthed, idiot!

He isn't worth the Pap's time!

Posted at 7:10PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Me in DC

12. Its good for him, he's trash.

Posted at 8:38PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Belle2004

13. What a loser! Get a job tool!

Posted at 9:35PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Nicole

14. I'm a transvestite and I Had sex with Brandon in my house in west Hollywood 6 times..He paid me 3G's for an hours of sex.....If TMZ wants to know more, I can even tell where his birth mark is...XOXO

Posted at 10:13PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Ebony Klein

15. Brandon ZARIF and his whale brother Jason ZARIF are total GAY losers.
Stay tuned for more on that.....

Posted at 10:15PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Prince of Bel Air