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Dane Cook: Apartment Living Is Crap

9/5/2008 3:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dane Cook has apparently decided renting apartments is for people who don't make zillions and have a dog that craps in common areas.
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After losing an eviction case because a jury decided Dane's dog was pooping with aplomb in the common areas, Dane dropped a pile on a Hollywood Hills mansion -- $7,078,412 to be specific.

Now Beast the pinscher can pinch a loaf wherever he feels like it, including on the Travertine Navona floors!

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1.

Buckshot    

No talent chump

2150 days ago
2.

NYone    

Casa la douche

2150 days ago
3.

john    

LOSER! LOL! NOW HIS UGLY DOG WILL CRAP ON THE NEIGHBOR'S LAWNS, AND HE'LL FIGHT THEM TOO.

2150 days ago
4.

rustykuntz    

Truly a sign that the apocalypse is upon us, that a no talent unfunny hack can afford a 7 million dollar house

2150 days ago
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Liz    

Gorgeous home! Now, the gardner or the pool girl will pick up the poop!

2150 days ago
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Manbearpig    

Peta's a bunch of homos ...Give me a steak

2150 days ago
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Manbearpig    

It will be a house of skank before long.. Prolly a couple of cats soon to piss on everything

2150 days ago
8.

MarkScottMusic.com    

Does anyone think Dane Cook is funny? I know some folks think he's getting by on his looks -- 'cause he sure ain't funny -- but he's not that good looking, either. Just shows America will buy whatever Hollywood shoves down our throats. It's a world where people like Dane Cook can afford a $7 million house and Spencer and Heidi are famous for doing nothing... we just live in it!

2150 days ago
9.

Jane    

Love the house!
and to answer #8's question: My grown children, ages 20 & 22, think he is HILARIOUS.

2150 days ago
10.

Yeddy-Bo    

Who the HELL is Dane Cook?..............Please tell me it's not that "UNFUNNY" stand-up!!!!!
Just saying...................

2150 days ago
11.

Dawn    

I don't care what TMZ and the rest of you losers say, Dane Cook is hilarious.

2150 days ago
12.

ok    

I think Dane Cook is hilarious. His movies are a little corny & over the top, but that is his shtick. He is not the first (ie: JIm Carrey etc.) . That is how & why he is cast in these movies. I would love to see him in a different type of role to show some range. His comedy show "Vicious Circle" was reallly funny. He is a great story teller.

2150 days ago
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Bitchykins    


The three things I've seen him in (all stand up, two on Comedy Central a decade ago) made me laugh. Is he some kind of douche in real life that everybody hates him so much? Aside from letting his dog sh*t all over the place, which is just lazy.

2150 days ago
14.

Rollin Times    

Dane Cook is sort of funny, but he is definitely entertaining, and to the haters, SUFI. Nice freakin house! Dane should thank his landlord for evicting him from his crappy apartment.

2150 days ago
15.

Rodie    

Hilarious. The guy is hilarious. Movies are not good. But he has sold millions of albums, because he is FUNNY. Original and Funny. Definitely not for everyone but at least he does his own stuff, unlike Carlos Mencia. The house is ugly.

On another note, where do all of your dogs take a crap? On the grass right? So whats the big deal. Do all of you pick up your own dogs crap? I highly doubt it. Get over it...

2150 days ago
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