Dane Cook: Apartment Living Is Crap

9/5/2008 3:53 PM PDT
Dane Cook has apparently decided renting apartments is for people who don't make zillions and have a dog that craps in common areas.

After losing an eviction case because a jury decided Dane's dog was pooping with aplomb in the common areas, Dane dropped a pile on a Hollywood Hills mansion -- $7,078,412 to be specific.

Now Beast the pinscher can pinch a loaf wherever he feels like it, including on the Travertine Navona floors!