Lindsay Lohan, Meet Your New Mom

THAT'S ONE SCREWED UP FAMILY, THIS LOW LIFE EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY AND SLAM OBAMA BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS CAMPAIGN BEING TAINTED BY HIS DRUG ADDICT, ALCOHOLIC, LESBO DAUGHTER.

GET A REAL JOB LOOSER, STOP TRYING TO LIVE OFF OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

OOP'S I MEANT LOSER!

She looks the same age as Lindsay!

She looks rather thrilled (I mean terrified)

WE WILL BE TEMPORARILY CLOSING THE SITE DO TO A COURT ORDER AND PENDING LAWSUIT AIMED AT TMZ FOR LIBEL.

She looks young enough to be his GRANDDAUGHTER!!!!!!! Good grief!!!

He really likes young boys.

You know Michael Lohan got that ring in the cubic zirconia jewelry section at Macy's. There's no way in hell he has loot to buy a rock that big. That girl must be brain dead to hook up with a douche like that.

OH WELL, "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR !"

Isn't that the same ring Spencer got Heidi in a Hills episode? LOL. He's a Hills watcher.

what is this, midlife crisus number 5?!? She looks like she could be one of his kids.

What a creep! He lets his fiance walk three steps behind him and
speaks to her over his shoulder? What a fame whore! "It's all
about me" must be the family motto! He's out of breath walking so
fast to keep in front!

#7, I was just going to comment on how this girl looks like Chelsea Handler. I'm sure Chelsea will be flattered!!!!!!! I guess that's what happens when you make fun of Daddy Lohan.

Why is she walking behind him

His fiance Erin looks like a frightened kid.

Is she nuts? Or did someone describe Micheal Lohan to her "as someone who can get you into Hollywood."

Is it just me, or does she vaguely look like Lindsay without the flabby figure?