Lindsay Lohan, Meet Your New Mom

1. THAT'S ONE SCREWED UP FAMILY, THIS LOW LIFE EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY AND SLAM OBAMA BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS CAMPAIGN BEING TAINTED BY HIS DRUG ADDICT, ALCOHOLIC, LESBO DAUGHTER.

GET A REAL JOB LOOSER, STOP TRYING TO LIVE OFF OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

Posted at 12:23PM on Sep 19th 2008 by STEFANY

2. OOP'S I MEANT LOSER!

Posted at 12:25PM on Sep 19th 2008 by STEFANY

3. She looks the same age as Lindsay!

Posted at 12:28PM on Sep 19th 2008 by MK

4. She looks rather thrilled (I mean terrified)

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Hollywood is Dumb

5. WE WILL BE TEMPORARILY CLOSING THE SITE DO TO A COURT ORDER AND PENDING LAWSUIT AIMED AT TMZ FOR LIBEL.

Posted at 12:47PM on Sep 19th 2008 by TMZ Staff

6. She looks young enough to be his GRANDDAUGHTER!!!!!!! Good grief!!!

Posted at 12:57PM on Sep 19th 2008 by debv

7. Is it me or does she look like Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately??

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 19th 2008 by chelsea

8. He really likes young boys.

Posted at 1:10PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Kevin

9. You know Michael Lohan got that ring in the cubic zirconia jewelry section at Macy's. There's no way in hell he has loot to buy a rock that big. That girl must be brain dead to hook up with a douche like that.

Posted at 1:12PM on Sep 19th 2008 by VegasHoney

10. OH WELL, "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR !"

Posted at 1:19PM on Sep 19th 2008 by AL GOREs VAGINA

11. Isn't that the same ring Spencer got Heidi in a Hills episode? LOL. He's a Hills watcher.

Posted at 1:53PM on Sep 19th 2008 by busted

12. what is this, midlife crisus number 5?!? She looks like she could be one of his kids.

Posted at 3:57PM on Sep 19th 2008 by amy

13. What a creep! He lets his fiance walk three steps behind him and
speaks to her over his shoulder? What a fame whore! "It's all
about me" must be the family motto! He's out of breath walking so
fast to keep in front!

Posted at 4:51PM on Sep 19th 2008 by LWood

14. #7, I was just going to comment on how this girl looks like Chelsea Handler. I'm sure Chelsea will be flattered!!!!!!! I guess that's what happens when you make fun of Daddy Lohan.

Posted at 5:31PM on Sep 19th 2008 by Oops

15. Why is she walking behind him

Posted at 9:45PM on Sep 19th 2008 by DPowers