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Archuleta -- Child of the Corn

9/26/2008 10:59 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Archuleta -- Child of the Corn

As if carving David Archuleta's image into a cornfield isn't smalltown enough (not that there's anything wrong with that), you gotta listen to these two Topeka news anchors battle over the kid's honor.
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THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings:  1235 days ago

What a waste of perfectly good corn.

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Triple Play:  1235 days ago

He will star in the new edition of Clay Aiken Two. He is too young to know taht he is Gay

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Dr. H:  1235 days ago

There is also a cornfield in the image of Sarah Palin, but how completely expected that you wouldn't give that field it's due. How transparent you are....

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d to the izzle:  1235 days ago

Topeka: The armpit of the universe!

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jp:  1235 days ago

This is old news. I thought you would have been on top of this story a few days ago. It would have been nice if you would have shown the whole clip. Of course TMZ has their reasons for not showing the complete video. Drama when there isn't any?

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coupons:  1235 days ago

LOL I LUV ASCII ART! ^^

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marsha:  1235 days ago

Yea! Topeka got on TMZ for something other than our local cult, the Phelps! And Dizzle, you probably have never even been to Topeka, but yes, it sucks, but not as bad as some places.

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HOLY CROCODILE:  1234 days ago

Coupons,I don't have any ide how long it took you to do these drawings,but I think this is amazing. I wasn't going to look at comments on this article but sure glad I did. Wish I knew how to do this. I do good to type.

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socal:  1234 days ago

I'm a David A fan, but this is a little creepy.

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Martha:  1234 days ago

I don't see anything wrong with someone carving David Archuleta's image into a cornfield. These people are just fans. Why do people have to attack David Archuleta by making nasty comments. Honestly, those making nasty comments have to grow up.

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Nami:  1175 days ago

HAHAHA! OMG THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

I feel so slow for this, but at this I thought from that picture that that was a stone tablet with Archie's face on it. I obviously know what it is now, but it still kinda looks like a stone tablet.

Lol the ten commandments. ahaha

okay, that's not very funny...

but the fact i thought that was stone at first is!!! ^_^

Not for nothing though, creepy. I would never want my face carved from corn. Ever.

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