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Archuleta -- Child of the Corn

9/26/2008 10:59 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

As if carving David Archuleta's image into a cornfield isn't smalltown enough (not that there's anything wrong with that), you gotta listen to these two Topeka news anchors battle over the kid's honor.
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THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

What a waste of perfectly good corn.

2132 days ago
2.

Triple Play    

He will star in the new edition of Clay Aiken Two. He is too young to know taht he is Gay

2132 days ago
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Dr. H    

There is also a cornfield in the image of Sarah Palin, but how completely expected that you wouldn't give that field it's due. How transparent you are....

2132 days ago
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d to the izzle    

Topeka: The armpit of the universe!

2131 days ago
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jp    

This is old news. I thought you would have been on top of this story a few days ago. It would have been nice if you would have shown the whole clip. Of course TMZ has their reasons for not showing the complete video. Drama when there isn't any?

2131 days ago
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2131 days ago
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LOL I LUV ASCII ART! ^^

2131 days ago
9.

marsha    

Yea! Topeka got on TMZ for something other than our local cult, the Phelps! And Dizzle, you probably have never even been to Topeka, but yes, it sucks, but not as bad as some places.

2131 days ago
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HOLY CROCODILE    

Coupons,I don't have any ide how long it took you to do these drawings,but I think this is amazing. I wasn't going to look at comments on this article but sure glad I did. Wish I knew how to do this. I do good to type.

2131 days ago
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socal    

I'm a David A fan, but this is a little creepy.

2130 days ago
12.

Martha    

I don't see anything wrong with someone carving David Archuleta's image into a cornfield. These people are just fans. Why do people have to attack David Archuleta by making nasty comments. Honestly, those making nasty comments have to grow up.

2130 days ago
13.

Nami    

HAHAHA! OMG THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY AND CREEPY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

I feel so slow for this, but at this I thought from that picture that that was a stone tablet with Archie's face on it. I obviously know what it is now, but it still kinda looks like a stone tablet.

Lol the ten commandments. ahaha

okay, that's not very funny...

but the fact i thought that was stone at first is!!! ^_^

Not for nothing though, creepy. I would never want my face carved from corn. Ever.

2071 days ago

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