Jake Gyllenhaal -- Battery Included! -- NO LONGER AVAIL

1. What crime do I have to commit to be in that courtroon. Yummy.

Posted at 5:39PM on Jan 27th 2009 by mel

2. I'm sure Jake would love that!

He could avoid shopping and posing for paparazzi with his beard.

Posted at 6:08PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Great news!

3.

TMZ's parent company earns a huge portion of it's revenue from drug ads.

So never say anything bad about the pharmaceutical drug industry because they will come after you like attack dogs.

Especially if you're a celebrity.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 27th 2009 by TMZ - Attack Dog For Drug Industry

4. WAS TRAVOLTA'S SON KILLED WHILE ON A JET SKI???? STAY OFF THOSE DANGEROUS THINGS!

Posted at 6:10PM on Jan 27th 2009 by I'm a complete moron

5. Jake wants to be on a jury where he's sequestered from Reese, Brentwood and the "Jake Is Straight" campaign.

Posted at 6:23PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Judge Judy

6. The title of this post is really insensitive.

Posted at 6:29PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Shelly

7. r2, Jake's good looks have NOTHING to do with Reese. He's always looked good. Are you blind?

Posted at 6:00AM on Jan 29th 2009 by violet

8. Oh, Jake, you sweet thang! Please dump that boring ol' Reese!

Posted at 6:42PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Albatross

9. What I wouldn't do to be pick for the same jury duty!! He is so hot!

Posted at 7:11PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Jakefan

10. I'm sorry. But, after Brokeback Mountain, I can't look at Jake Gyllenhal the same way.

Posted at 7:36PM on Jan 27th 2009 by BettyBitter

11. As someone who has sat on several juries in Southern California, I'm very happy to hear that a celebrity doesn't feel he is above performing his civil duty. By the way, any prospective juror can ask to be questioned in private like Jake did. It was not special treatment. The lawyers ask some extremely personal questions of the propective jurors that can be painful or even dangerous to answer in front a room full of people.

Posted at 8:00PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Dee

12. Such a bad boy, wearing his hat in the courtroom. He needs a good spankin . The whole box baby!

Posted at 8:13PM on Jan 27th 2009 by shady lady

13. Good for Jake for doing his civil duty! I would want a jury of my peers! Kudos to you Jake for not bailing out of your civic duty!

Posted at 8:36PM on Jan 27th 2009 by rocket17

14. I thought you phoned in the next day to see if you got picked for the jury?

Btw Betty Bitter #9 do you feel the same way about all the actors and actresses who have portrayed murderers, sadists and rapists? Didn't think so.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jan 27th 2009 by Judge Judy

15. In LA it's one day/one trial process for jury duty, so if your name is not called in the assembly room, you are done. No need to go in again for at least a year. If your name is called, it can sometimes take days before your voir dire. You know you're picked or dismissed as soon as the individual voir dire is over. If he's been interviewed and released today, and has to come back tomorrow, then he's been chosen to serve on the jury. And all it takes to be have the questioning done in private is to ask the judge and they will do it in his/her chambers. Everyone gets that option in case there are things about themselves they don't want discussed in front of the other prospective jury members. It's no big deal.

Posted at 9:27PM on Jan 27th 2009 by BCT