We re Just Sayin
What Joan Allen Saw

Here's 52-year-old "Bourne Ultimatum" star Joan Allen in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and the doll in the "Saw" films (right).

Joan Allen
One of them has an unhinged jaw.

We're just sayin'.



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1. first?

Posted at 12:18AM on Mar 27th 2009 by dasfasdfasdf

2. This is totally classless, inappropriate, and should be removed from the site. What has Joan Allen done to deserve this kind of ridicule? I have deleted your website from my channels. Mean people suck.

Posted at 1:35AM on Mar 27th 2009 by waldo

3. She is beautiful, why compare her to the puppet? She looks better and more natural than Madonna.

Posted at 12:20AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Natters5

4. that's too bad though, that such a classic actress like joan allen would resort to being botoxorexic.

i thought she was pretty natural looking through the bourne flicks, but it looks like she keeps hypodermics at the ready in her handbag nowadays.

Posted at 12:24AM on Mar 27th 2009 by boxer

5. hahaha

Posted at 12:43AM on Mar 27th 2009 by chad

6. tmz comparing a woman to a doll, have you guys heard some of the question, your crack video reporters, ask the people you are following? i think the doll could do a better job than them

Posted at 12:46AM on Mar 27th 2009 by what are you blind?

7. Joan looks terrific for her age, exponentially better than 9/10 of the women in Hollywood right now. She looks 10 years younger than Madonna. This comparison apparently stems from sheer boredom and a desire to express baseless cruelty.

Posted at 1:04AM on Mar 27th 2009 by ok

8. She looks 10 years younger than Madonna. Why the hate?

Posted at 1:07AM on Mar 27th 2009 by ok

9. She looks horrible.... she looks like Knucklehead Smiths sister.... so sad

Posted at 1:16AM on Mar 27th 2009 by hippiemo

10. You should replace Joan's picture with Madonna's. Joan looks 10 years younger than Madonna and 50 times better than most of the washed up trash in Hollywood.

Posted at 1:26AM on Mar 27th 2009 by mean for no reason

11. I thought she had more class than to bow to a Hollywood face reconstruction.
Just age gracefully! You can still get parts...

Posted at 10:54AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Toasty J

12. C'mon TMZ, she is a very good looking 52. And she says 52 which probably means 57 in Hollywood.

TMZ is starting to get a little TOO ridiculous.

Posted at 1:39AM on Mar 27th 2009 by twoseconds.net

13. NO, she does not look natural at all! She was plain, down right homely in that terrible Cage/Travolta movie that came out a few years ago!!

Posted at 1:48AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Amazed at your Stupidity!!

14. When cheek implants go wrong...

Frightening.

Posted at 1:48AM on Mar 27th 2009 by GuyinSac

15. We will talk when you babies are 52.........50 is the new 30 guys............no doubt about it. I get more now than I did when I was 20...and it is FAR superior. You have no idea what you are talking about...but you will!!

Posted at 2:10AM on Mar 27th 2009 by MamaLuvsMambo

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