Randy Jackson -- Seriously Asks ... Did TMZ Win An Emmy?

Randy looks like he's 6.5 on TV but he's actually about 2 inches taller than an Oompa Loompa. TV always makes you look bigger. Is that why Harvey always stands up during TMZ live?
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Phishie from Philly

well, at least tmz is self-aware

That's a big NO, dawg.

TMZ doesn't deserve an EMMY. TMZ deserves a booby prize. Maybe a pencil eraser or some bad carnival gift, but never an EMMY. Why give such a prize to a team (laughing at that one) that crams Kim Kardashian, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Honey Boo Boo, and a bunch of skank housewives, both celeb and sports wives. TMZ is what I like to call a "Whoring Machine". They are all whores, stoners, and liars. I won't even get into their lack of literacy....

we were soooo close on getting rid of this Dawg on AI.
he's ICKY!

Yea maybe for the most kartrashan stories posted in an hour??

Worst Show That's Your Guilty Pleasure would be a category you could win. No, not even that.;