Danica Patrick's been an Indy star, and now NASCAR ... yet somehow she doesn't know how to change a tire?? That's what she told us -- shocking for someone deep in auto sports ... or just a chick thing?
Plus, Aaron Hernandez fans are mailing stacks of nude selfies to him -- but we found out jailers are confiscating the sexy pics. Fair to cell-block the ex-NFL star ... who's innocent till proven guilty, mind you?
Also ... Mark Wahlberg gives Maxim hottie Christine Bently a starring role as a golf star in his new TV show. Now if she could just figure out what LPGA stands for! Priceless.