Water Bottle Whack Job Sentenced to Jail
The dude who had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle ... which the co-worker unassumingly drank from ... was ordered to spend 180 days in the slammer over his… READ MORE >
Michael Kevin Lallana (born in 1979) is mortgage company employee from Fullerton, California, who allegedly ejaculated into the water bottle of a female employee...twice. He was convicted of assault and battery for the incident and is awaiting sentencing in April, 2011. He faces a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a sex offender registration.
The dude who had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle ... which the co-worker unassumingly drank from ... was ordered to spend 180 days in the slammer over his… READ MORE >