Rapper Lil Wayne provided the most hilarious deposition we've ever seen -- ripping one-liners, busting on attorneys -- but it could ultimately bite him in the ass. Especially the part where he seems to threaten someone's life. And, Chris Brown fails a drug test -- but the judge doesn't violate his probation ... even though he's not supposed to break ANY laws. We'll tell you why his hide was saved. Plus, the NFL "tragedy" everyone's talking about! Just how badly did the Green Bay Packers get screwed? Legendary GB running back Ahmad Green and the Mayor of Green Bay call in to go off!