Lindsay Lohan retained her title as queen of courtroom drama ... by nearly missing it altogether, then getting mocked in open court. Not to mention her new attorney's shameless attempt to suck up to the judge! Is LiLo in trouble after dumping Shawn Holley? Plus, San Francisco 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver goes on a homophobic tirade -- which is stupid on at least three levels (one being that he plays for SAN FRANCISCO). And, a new Volkswagen commercial featuring a white dude speaking with a Jamaican accent is deemed racist -- but our resident Jamaican, Charles, explains why the allegations are a load of bull, mahn.