Paris and Pizza Guy Out Last Night ... Sorta
Since the real Paris was dealing with her own drama this weekend, imposter Paris will just have to do! TMZ spotted a fake Paris -- not, you know, THAT fake Paris -- at Opus last night, wearing the same dress Hilton wore for her perfume ad campaign a few months back.
This Paris-alike has a kinda creepy waxiness to her, something like Donatella Versace meets Bride of Chucky! You betta work!
To make a weird situation weirder, photogs approached a man near the event who they thought was Alex Vaggo -- Paris' recent beau. Turns out it wasn't Vaggo, just another well-chiseled bystander caught in the crossfire of the usual Hilt-insanity!