Fact: After a quiet dinner, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Eugene Levy and two others cram into a car and head home in high spirits. Fiction: On the way home, they all perish in a car accident. Question: Who would get top billing on the nightly newscast?
Arguments: Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick had an iconic hit, but it was 22 years ago. Eugene Levy has been in a billion movies, but only as a supporting actor. Martin Short killed on SNL, but he should have been killed for Jiminy Glick.